Well, THERE'S a sentence I didn't think I'd ever read.

[stoney321]

Buffy felt the doctor insert the cold duck bill into her vagina.

*blink*
*blinkblink*

Ah, my fave Bad!Fic writer is back. Current fic is a love story about an abortion. I am not making this up. Spike, the woobie that he is, buys her matressespads, helps her pee, and feeds her a "grill" cheese sandwich. However, he did let Buffy pay the $500 dollar PSAabortion fee.

Random Jossverse droppings:

• Non-fave person her BFF? Check (Anya- who tells her step by step what an abortion is. Aww!)


• Blooming onion? check


• Casting of ALL characters in non-con random roles and without any irony? check


• Use of the made-up word "bullocks?" check


• Insertion of most random one-shot character ever? check (Gwendolyn Price as the abortionist. Not the beaver, but she who treats it)

Today truly is the greatest day. I love my flist hard, and thank you all again for your kind words and love. Back at ya. Who loves you, baby? [/Kojak]

Comments

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Gwendolyn Price as the abortionist.

Was that the evil Watcher lady? Does she use the Glove of Whatever it was to perform the procedure? Now that would be even more uncomfortable than a duck.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES!!! *dingdingdingding* Give her a prize. You, that is, not my bad!fic writer who FAILED to use the gorgeous Glove of Whoziwhatzit to extract the fetoid from the womb matter.

Well, shit. Now I need to write a parody fic. Of a completely un-ironic tale of ABORTION and boyfriends who DON'T pay, but help the girl pee. And make her tomato soup and grill (sic) cheese sandwiches.

*quacks like a duck*
Pardon me. *shifts uncomfortably in my chair*