Well, THERE'S a sentence I didn't think I'd ever read.

[stoney321]

Buffy felt the doctor insert the cold duck bill into her vagina.

*blink*
*blinkblink*

Ah, my fave Bad!Fic writer is back. Current fic is a love story about an abortion. I am not making this up. Spike, the woobie that he is, buys her matressespads, helps her pee, and feeds her a "grill" cheese sandwich. However, he did let Buffy pay the $500 dollar PSAabortion fee.

Random Jossverse droppings:

• Non-fave person her BFF? Check (Anya- who tells her step by step what an abortion is. Aww!)


• Blooming onion? check


• Casting of ALL characters in non-con random roles and without any irony? check


• Use of the made-up word "bullocks?" check


• Insertion of most random one-shot character ever? check (Gwendolyn Price as the abortionist. Not the beaver, but she who treats it)

Today truly is the greatest day. I love my flist hard, and thank you all again for your kind words and love. Back at ya. Who loves you, baby? [/Kojak]

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I have egressed over one of her fics in ages. What about dovil's chick with the Spike-taking-the-piss-with-Fred-but-not-in-the-English-way? What's she up to?

I'm cold, lonely, uninspired and I miss you. Welcome to mood swing theatre!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

COLD??! Cold? has the apocolypse heat left your neck of the woods? Granted, it's cooler here today than yesterday, but 10 degrees from hotter'n hell isn't cooling me off that much.

(A/C? You wearing a cute mini skirt and a T or something?)
*rubs your arms*

I'm cleaning and sorting and organizing and burning (CDs) to get ready for you in a few days!! A FEW DAYS!! I am so, so happy to hang with my friends. Wheeeeee!

I'm working on something to pep yuh up. Keep watching...

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

What about dovil's chick with the Spike-taking-the-piss-with-Fred-but-not-in-the-English-way? What's she up to?

Being vewwy vewwy quiet, sadly. Though she's recently posted such promising challenges as "name a scene and a pairing and I'll re-write the scene to replace the canon couple with your chosen pairing" so I suppose there's hope for the future.

That's another classic who's gone mostly silent. :( Ah for the days of Andrew explaining to Spike that the prostate is the male g-spot.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Ah for the days of Andrew explaining to Spike that the prostate is the male g-spot. - Oh. My. God. If you have a link, I'd think you were cooler than I already do.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

*g* You've got mail.