Well, THERE'S a sentence I didn't think I'd ever read.

[stoney321]

Buffy felt the doctor insert the cold duck bill into her vagina.

*blink*
*blinkblink*

Ah, my fave Bad!Fic writer is back. Current fic is a love story about an abortion. I am not making this up. Spike, the woobie that he is, buys her matressespads, helps her pee, and feeds her a "grill" cheese sandwich. However, he did let Buffy pay the $500 dollar PSAabortion fee.

Random Jossverse droppings:

• Non-fave person her BFF? Check (Anya- who tells her step by step what an abortion is. Aww!)


• Blooming onion? check


• Casting of ALL characters in non-con random roles and without any irony? check


• Use of the made-up word "bullocks?" check


• Insertion of most random one-shot character ever? check (Gwendolyn Price as the abortionist. Not the beaver, but she who treats it)

Today truly is the greatest day. I love my flist hard, and thank you all again for your kind words and love. Back at ya. Who loves you, baby? [/Kojak]

Comments

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

I must have the link! Hee! Not that I don't appreciate all your hard work, but damn! I need to know what happened to the duck! *g*