More fun with PSAs - Jossed!

[stoney321]

PSA #8: Practice Healthy Eating
Hi, Kids! Mayor Wilkins with a little message for you. Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive" as the kids say - you kids! Just love the way you talk. Except with all the cursing. No need for dirty mouths - to eat vegetables, to make healthy food choices.

Now, I make my Faithy drink two, full glasses of milk every. Single. Day. Fruits? Sure. Whole grains? You betcha. Gosh, what would we be if we weren't regular? Ha ha.

See, kids, if you don't make your bodies grow strong and healthy, you just aren't going to taste very good when I devour you at my ascension. Matter of fact, here. Have a cookie.

*~*~*
Previous PSAs are here.

Comments

[timeofchange.livejournal.com]

This one is my favorite.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I love the Mayor. Absolute most favorite villain EVER.

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

Can I have a cookie?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*eyes your burgeoning plumpness while you eat three*

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

*smiles and enjoys cookies* *eyes back appreciativly*

I cant spell, lol.

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

I love you so hard!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*puts the lotion on its skin*

Back atcha.

[shighola.livejournal.com]

*puts the lotion on its skin*

Hahahaha!!!
Oh my god, I love you.

[zyrya]

I love the Mayor! And these are very roll-around funny. And you said "squinches" and your Faith rawks!

(PS a few nights ago I watched 'Chicago' and last night I dreamed I read a Stoney Spangel version of it!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE!! *jazz hands*

Those jazz hands were up your PANTS.

I love the Mayor so much. LOVE. HIM. So funny... I can just call up his voice in my head at a moment's notice. His and Faith's relationship is one of the greatest on TV. Of all time.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Dude, just went through all of them. Damn, I needed that! Of course the Xander one is my favorite, 'cause I'm predictable like that. Oh and the Darla one! The Darla one!!

MISS YOU. I FUCKING MISS YOU!!! Also a bit bitter about your upcoming Vinnie-less weekend, I shall go pout.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I MISS YOU TOO!! *sobs BITTERLY*

I'm sending you one of the gift bags. Will that help any? *cries with WOE*

There will be drunken calls to you, to ensure you of our love.

Darla!! Hee hee! My fave, with The Mayor's running a close second.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Yes, a gift bag will ease my pain. As I eat a cookie. *sniffles BITTER-FUCKING-LY*

There had better be drunken phone calls with bad Star Wars character impersonations. I insist.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WILL DO.

Roger.

Wilco.

*loves you like CRAZY*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Fantastic Mayor voice! Loved this one the mostest -- perfectly done.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Tanks! I love the Mayor big time. Hee hee! Just the best villain in Jossverse, as far as sucking you in to the TV to get more.

Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive"

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Heh. Enjoyed this.

Man, the mayor's a 'jive turkey'.

He gonna catch you on the rebound on the med side

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

lay 'em down and smackem yackem!
*high fives you*

*is secure that I speak the latest jive*

The greatest two word combo in all of Engrish: jive turkey.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

heeheehee.

that's all.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha!!

Nerfherder.

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Here via su_herald. I loved the others, but that was just great Wilkins-voice.

Gina

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I have serious Mayor love. (Even wrote a parody-fic replacing the cast of Silence of the Lambs with Buffy-verse folks. It's a sickness. The Mayor = Hannibal Lecter.)

[/shamelessness]

Thanks again, for taking the time to fb!!

[shighola.livejournal.com]

Where is this fic??!!
I must read it now, immediately!!!!

*pointed look*

Well, I'm waiting.
*taps foot*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hop off that Huffy and troll my memories, cat: Parody Fics.

Or, just go h e r e

:-D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I ate a cookie last night! I'm doomed.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Doomed? More like SCRUMPTIOUS.

*sniffs you inappropriately*

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when I can't get to my computer all day. I have to get up early, to catch up. And you're all funny, and make me laugh so hard, I get milk and cereal all over my keyboard. The mayor's not going to like that at all.

Only 4 more days.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EEEEE!! It's coming! The Mayor would want you to won up that you made a mistake, then clean it up. And might possibly have Faith kill you when you aren't looking.

I'll save you.

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

I have cleaned up my keyboard. Am now keeping an eye out for Faith. I'm counting in you to save me, so I'll be alive for Stoney Wars.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Mayor love!

Do more!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Now I have all the PSAs from my childhood in my head...

[shighola.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for reminding me of all the PSA's from my wasted youth. Kids today! They just don't know what they're missing. I think you should do a series of after-school specials next. Oh yes, indeedy!

Loved the Mayor one and the Darla one, but I think the Angel & Connor one is my favorite - cuz that was my absolute fav PSA of all time - EVER!!! I used to taunt my poor, former hippie, former drug user mother with that one ALL the time. Hee!

*laughs hysterically*
*slowly realizes no one else is laughing with her*
*stops laughing*

You guys did that, too. Right? Right?
*crickets*
Damn!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

But of COURSE I did that.

And thanks for coming over and leaving juicy FB, my favorite treat.

[lemony69.livejournal.com]

Hi, I followed the link in karabair's LJ where I've read her Wes-Lilah PSA. After that I had to read yours.
These are incredible funny and I had to laugh really hard. I especially loved Mayor Wilkins and Faith.

I hope there will there be more! *runs off to have a cookie and a glass of milk* ;o)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you just a doll for making your self all plump and delicious for me!

Thanks for the comments, BTW. If I get inspired, I'll do more. These type of fics are a thing for me. :-D

[lemony69.livejournal.com]

"Well aren't you just a doll for making your self all plump and delicious for me!"

Well, I aim to please! ;o)

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Heeheeheeheeheehee! I'm sending this to Kirsty, she'll love 'em! My faves are the Darla one and this one, though...Dru as Smokey the Bear...Hee! They're AWESOME! And so much better than duck bills... *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Duck. Bill. In a vagina. WTF? Thanks, Heather!! *smooches you*