More fun with PSAs - Jossed!

[stoney321]

PSA #8: Practice Healthy Eating
Hi, Kids! Mayor Wilkins with a little message for you. Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive" as the kids say - you kids! Just love the way you talk. Except with all the cursing. No need for dirty mouths - to eat vegetables, to make healthy food choices.

Now, I make my Faithy drink two, full glasses of milk every. Single. Day. Fruits? Sure. Whole grains? You betcha. Gosh, what would we be if we weren't regular? Ha ha.

See, kids, if you don't make your bodies grow strong and healthy, you just aren't going to taste very good when I devour you at my ascension. Matter of fact, here. Have a cookie.

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Previous PSAs are here.

Comments

[lemony69.livejournal.com]

Hi, I followed the link in karabair's LJ where I've read her Wes-Lilah PSA. After that I had to read yours.
These are incredible funny and I had to laugh really hard. I especially loved Mayor Wilkins and Faith.

I hope there will there be more! *runs off to have a cookie and a glass of milk* ;o)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you just a doll for making your self all plump and delicious for me!

Thanks for the comments, BTW. If I get inspired, I'll do more. These type of fics are a thing for me. :-D

[lemony69.livejournal.com]

"Well aren't you just a doll for making your self all plump and delicious for me!"

Well, I aim to please! ;o)