AHHHHH!!! It's almost here!

[stoney321]

It's here. It's finally here.

STONEYWARS formerly known as Star Wars With Stoney.



HA HA HA. No, no, it's supposed to read: I cut because I CARE.

Itenerary (because this shit is AWESOME to read):
Saturday, 3:16pm - pick up elcazavampiros and crazydiamondsue from train station
4:46pm - sit awkwardly on sofa, try to come up with a conversation
5:02pm - begin drinking. Heavily
5:34pm - bring up the idea of strip-CandyLand
5:37pm - cry my eyes out
6:13pm - begin preparing food
6:57pm - order in pizza
8:41pm - begin the THUNDERDOME™ battle TO THE DEATH
9:14pm - cry over Sue's dead body
11:56pm - call Willow in to work her mojo
1:38am - avoid demon biker gang

Sunday, 12:00pm - take kids to MILs so the REAL partying can begin
1:15pm - stand with sign reading, "FANGURLS TAKE IT UP THE ASS" to let leeannaray know it's me at the airport
3:00pm - somecandytalkin arrives NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, or she's barred from the party
3:13pm - smashsc arrives, or becomes Square. Possibly a dodecahedron.
3:15pm - with a fresh drink in my hand, I hereby declare the party switch to be in the "ON" position
4:28pm - party like I just don't care
8:47pm - due to chaffing, I begin to care. Party less.
9:09pm - distribute gift bags while I'm still able to stand. GIFT BAGS!! EEEE!! Folks, notice they contain personal toiletries. Let's use them, shall we?
10:02pm - more THUNDERDOME™ CHALLENGES - only to the PAIN, this time
10:28pm - call everyone on my flist, piss them off for calling so late, sing Parody fic songs badly, pretend to hang up, breath heavily

Monday, 6:15am - wake up before others, prepare fruit, sausage rolls, coffee, juice - a "continental breakfast" if you will
6:16am - you WILL
7:00am - make sure everyone is up by practicing my trumpet
7:45am pile into vehicles, leave for 8:30am showing
8:30am - STAR WARS, EPISODE THREE: REVENGE OF THE SITH begins. I pass out Kleenex.
8:31am - I forget everything around me and become 7. My driver's license is now obsolete
12:00pm - have lunch at some location, TBD later
1:00pm - take leeannaray to airport (right? When do you fly out, hon?), make a scene at her ankles, bite her to leave a scar to always remember me by.
2:34pm - ignore the remaining people in my house until the leave the next day, and also because this is becoming hard.

OMG!! I need to party. WHEEEE!! I leave you with the image on the second (yes, SECOND!) Iron-On you will find under your seat. No, in your gift bag. (Including such items as stickers, a pencil, and the Faith CD mix).

WOOT! lml ^_^ lml



Also: if you are interested in reading an Original fic about the Emo boys kissing vid, go to bexless's journal. She wrote a fic that was so frickin' good, I've not been able to get it out of my head for two days. Plus? She has a MASSIVE post of pics of boys kissing. WOW. That is all!

Comments

I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

If at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored? You might be a Redneck Jedi.
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!!! Did you see my post about me gettin' hairless and tanned and preety toe'd for you to cuddle? And new Mango Body Mousse - it's the shit!!!

Mojitos! (Pronounced like Samwise saying "Po-tay-toes.") I hope we don't horrify leeannaray. Squee!!!!

THUNDERDOME^TM is all mine, biotch! I'm gonna ride you like a Banta!!! God, I'm so freakin' excited it's just not cool. One of the cool kids is going to come along and beat me up for being a spazz...

Re: I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much what I said in your last post.

HEE HEE!! Tattoine boys. That make sme laugh so hard. I'm off to buy new towels and pretties so you don't notice the trappings of motherhood in my home.

Did you see how specific I was with the times? That was for Caza, since I know he likes to be precise with his time-tables. Heh heh.

WE WILL NOT DEVIATE!! Except when we do.

Re: I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

There is nothing you could possibly do that would horrify me. I'm an NYC native. Nothing scares us (except the suburbs). Besides enough mojitos and I'll be too silly to be scared.

Re: I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

OMG...your icon RULES!!! Hee!

I wear this crown of shit.... *g* (only part of the song that I can remember at the moment, damnit!)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I just read the first paragraph of that, and it sounds really gay. And that's not even including the redneck Jedi. Ahem. I will share my Mango Body Mousse in a total "this is your dancing space, this is my dancing space" kind of way. Anyway.

So last night while I was getting my pedicure? This guy called? 'Cause Caza and I had signed up to win an SUV when we saw CK play softball? And we didn't win the SUV? But we did win a 2 night stay at a Marriott and a $1000 online shopping spree!! Whee!! Do you want me to bring anything? What are we eating on Monday?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, stop pressuring me to change my internary. DId you not see that I'm ignoring you after Leeannaray goes home? FIGURE IT OUT. Prolly some BBQ? Casserole? Take out? We'll figure it out.

SHOPPING SPREE?? Are you kidding me? That is the greatest thing EVER!!

[lynnenne]

SO JEALOUS! *cries* I will be thinking of you when I am standing under the lights at our technical rehearsal tomorrow, looking at my watch, whining "Can I sit down yet??" and getting yelled at while they change the gels.

You guys must all sing in the shower together and make a phone post! *waits*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SING in the shower. Oh.

Okay.

OMG!! LYNNE!! *cries bitterly for you*

But, dude. If I could be back on a stage? I'd be there, too.

*misses acting so hard*

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THAT ITINERARY THAT INVOLVES DRUNKEN PHONE CALLS TO uberaeryn!

*glares*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

10:30 PM - Call you drunkenly and yodel, "We love you, Kathy!" With Eddie in the background hollering, "You know you want it, Rick Copeland!" (Only making you and me laugh) and then he pisses a ring around me, gropes a boob and passes out. You know, the usual. Stoney and I attempt to out to each other as to who can make you laugh harder, and then we pass out, drooling into the phone.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(points up to bolded time on Sunday*

JEEEEEEEEZ.

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee. I love you. Have an awesome weekend. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You can still come!! If you started driving now... Your car would fall apart in Kansas, and you could hitchhike the rest of the way.

And your new boyfriend (the person who picked you up) could stay, too. But he'd have to leave his axe in his vehicle.

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the extensive details. Now I'll know exactly what's going on. I'll be printing this off and glaring at everyone if it isn't followed precisely.

Is some people gonna have a good time? Yes, I think they is.

Loved the Milennium Falcon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HHHHHEEEEEEEE!! The millennium falcon is my FAVORITE. HA HA HA!! I have to go to the printer's today to make up the Iron-On patches. My printer is out of black ink. CURSES!!! We have to have the iron-ons!!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

OK, so... 10:28 p.m. -- are you on Central Time? I have to put all these times in EST. I'm going to be standing by the phone, drumming my fingers...

Have tons of fun, all of you!

Oh, that fic by bexless was fantastic.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, wasn't that fic AMAZING? I was all tingly in my naughty no nos. I LOVE kissing. I'd ALMOST give up sex for really good kissing and second base.

ANNE!! We will call you. Email me your number.

(Did you see the pic post after it? GUH.)

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee!! Oh man, have *so* much fun!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I will!!! Not too late to start driving down from Kansas...

I'll save an Iron-On for you. Hee!!

[buffyx.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE BEST CUT TAG TEXT EVER.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. CUT TAG = OMG, you triggered me!! *slashes, and not for Emo boys*

Wait. I slash for Emo. I want a bumper sticker that says that.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

6:16am - you WILL

LOL!!!

I totally added the emoboys to my memories. That post was HOTTTT, godDAMN.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG. Did you see the pic post after the fic? uuuuuuuuhhhhh. ANd it did NOT bring back memories of a post-graduation HS party with my ex boyfriend and my current boyfriend, and a few hits of X. Nope.

OMG. I *cherish* that night...

MAR!! I'm going to see my dream fulfilled in a few days!! I know you are one of the few that understands my leetle geek heart! I'm bringing tissues. I don't care what anyone thinks. Anakin!! Stay away from the dark side! *sob*

They been in trouble with the law since the day they was born

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

:):):)!!

3:00pm - somecandytalkin arrives NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, or she's barred from the party

OooOOOOooo, baby!
I love it when you get all bossy like that

::Pretends to end comment, breathes heavily::

I shall now commence to practice waving my hands in the air like I just don...well, you get the picture.

Re: They been in trouble with the law since the day they was born

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!! OMG, I am so happy to have you for the weekend. SO. HAPPY.

No waving. We'll only uh lean back. Lean back. Lean back.

JEEZ. Waving hands isn't retro yet. IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

OMG!! Off to buy Darth Vader mugs!!

Kinda OT

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Don't let me forget that I need get a replacement "Ego" CD while we're down there. Can we talk drapes on Tuesday? Don't forget to get Mr. Stoney's HS pics out for mockage. Why am I spamming your journal with this stuff? Um...bored?

Re: Kinda OT

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Check. Yes. Will not forget, are you kidding?? You are bored and excited.

DARTH VADER TRAVEL MUGS HAVE BEEN PURCHASED!

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

My flight home doesn't leave til 5ish.

I am currently counting down the hours til I see you.

48 hours to go.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh.
My.
God.

You are going to be the guest of honor, you know. And there MAY be a prize for she who traveled the furthest to my home....

[ropo.livejournal.com]

If I start driving now, I'll run out of gas right around Riverside.

But y'all have fun without me! Bein' all redneck on your millennium falcon with the rebel flag and all.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! Oh, my god! I will print out and mail you an iron on to go with the Faith CD, promise.

In spirit. You'll be there in spirit...

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I will think about you all having fun and try to get drunk about the same time you all do. I printed out the schedule so I'll know when I'm supposed to be doing something crazy and getting shitfaced and what not. I will be partying here in Houston and will be with you in spirit, and be full of spirits too, hopefully.

Have fun!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Good! Keeping up with the itenerary is important.

We will miss you, Katie!!!

*hugs you*
*drinks in solidarity*

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT!!! I want Texas to be closer! Okay, I'm emailing my phone number! I want, ne, DEMAND a drunk phonecall! And if I'm not in I DEMAND a drunk answering machine message, followed by another drunk phonecall! Don't worry about late! I work the closing shift. I'm up, believe me.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I.
Will.
Call.

you have my word.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Boo!!



*giggles and runs away*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ah HA HA HA HA!!!

AWESOME. And Eeeeexcellent timing, Mr. Smithers.

Winter, I so sleeeepy. Make these CDs burn faster.