AHHHHH!!! It's almost here!

[stoney321]

It's here. It's finally here.

STONEYWARS formerly known as Star Wars With Stoney.



HA HA HA. No, no, it's supposed to read: I cut because I CARE.

Itenerary (because this shit is AWESOME to read):
Saturday, 3:16pm - pick up elcazavampiros and crazydiamondsue from train station
4:46pm - sit awkwardly on sofa, try to come up with a conversation
5:02pm - begin drinking. Heavily
5:34pm - bring up the idea of strip-CandyLand
5:37pm - cry my eyes out
6:13pm - begin preparing food
6:57pm - order in pizza
8:41pm - begin the THUNDERDOME™ battle TO THE DEATH
9:14pm - cry over Sue's dead body
11:56pm - call Willow in to work her mojo
1:38am - avoid demon biker gang

Sunday, 12:00pm - take kids to MILs so the REAL partying can begin
1:15pm - stand with sign reading, "FANGURLS TAKE IT UP THE ASS" to let leeannaray know it's me at the airport
3:00pm - somecandytalkin arrives NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, or she's barred from the party
3:13pm - smashsc arrives, or becomes Square. Possibly a dodecahedron.
3:15pm - with a fresh drink in my hand, I hereby declare the party switch to be in the "ON" position
4:28pm - party like I just don't care
8:47pm - due to chaffing, I begin to care. Party less.
9:09pm - distribute gift bags while I'm still able to stand. GIFT BAGS!! EEEE!! Folks, notice they contain personal toiletries. Let's use them, shall we?
10:02pm - more THUNDERDOME™ CHALLENGES - only to the PAIN, this time
10:28pm - call everyone on my flist, piss them off for calling so late, sing Parody fic songs badly, pretend to hang up, breath heavily

Monday, 6:15am - wake up before others, prepare fruit, sausage rolls, coffee, juice - a "continental breakfast" if you will
6:16am - you WILL
7:00am - make sure everyone is up by practicing my trumpet
7:45am pile into vehicles, leave for 8:30am showing
8:30am - STAR WARS, EPISODE THREE: REVENGE OF THE SITH begins. I pass out Kleenex.
8:31am - I forget everything around me and become 7. My driver's license is now obsolete
12:00pm - have lunch at some location, TBD later
1:00pm - take leeannaray to airport (right? When do you fly out, hon?), make a scene at her ankles, bite her to leave a scar to always remember me by.
2:34pm - ignore the remaining people in my house until the leave the next day, and also because this is becoming hard.

OMG!! I need to party. WHEEEE!! I leave you with the image on the second (yes, SECOND!) Iron-On you will find under your seat. No, in your gift bag. (Including such items as stickers, a pencil, and the Faith CD mix).

WOOT! lml ^_^ lml



Also: if you are interested in reading an Original fic about the Emo boys kissing vid, go to bexless's journal. She wrote a fic that was so frickin' good, I've not been able to get it out of my head for two days. Plus? She has a MASSIVE post of pics of boys kissing. WOW. That is all!

Comments

Re: I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much what I said in your last post.

HEE HEE!! Tattoine boys. That make sme laugh so hard. I'm off to buy new towels and pretties so you don't notice the trappings of motherhood in my home.

Did you see how specific I was with the times? That was for Caza, since I know he likes to be precise with his time-tables. Heh heh.

WE WILL NOT DEVIATE!! Except when we do.