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[stoney321]

SERIOUSLY.

WHERE IS EVERYONE?? Isn't it too hot to be anywhere but inside entertaining me? Or, um, was it bad? Mary Sue-ish? I can take it. Big girl with metaphorically thick skin. Literally, it's glowy and tan, like rich caramel and silk. Hee. But if it was, I'd rather know. Really!

5 people? 5 PEOPLE?? [/greedy]

*shakes computer vigorously to get emails in inbox*

I. Can. Take. It. Suck? Not interested? WTF? <-- apparently, I have no shame. Well, DUH.

In completely unrelated news, I won an award today. I have no idea what for. Lubed? Yeah. SONG FIC. Runner up. I go drink whiskey now.
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[ETA]: In case it isn't clear? I'm being seriousfunny. This is meant for those following E/H fic, not those of you who are deranged into Jossverse/otherverse characters only. :-D

Comments

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

You WHORE! Ha!

I'm sure your story was wonderful. Has Ewen lasered Hayden's buttocks with his pork saber yet? Has he screamed out, 'Yeah, bitch, I'll give you the force, I'll give you the force real good!'? And then they cuddle up with one another and Ewen strokes his forehead and tenderly tells him what a beautiful youngling he is.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE HEEE!! I've taken to dressing up in black and smoking clove cigarettes again. I like to carve things in my arm, like sad faces, ponies that have been driven over, and I smear my lipstick, and I use Rave #4 hairspray in my hair to get my bangs in a fluffly cloud to obscure life. <-- in no way was that me at 14. Nope. NO WAY.

AND HELLO! THIS ISN"T STAR WARS FIC! It's RPS. And you LOVE THAT. I found DOCUMENTED FOOTAGE while digging through their trashcans during research that shows them doon it. And doon it awl nite LONG. So light sabers would kill someone, and I don't write about MURDER. JEEESUZ.

But he is a beautiful youngling... Heeee!!

*stands in downpour, fists raised high and screams...* NOOOOOOOO!