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[stoney321]

SERIOUSLY.

WHERE IS EVERYONE?? Isn't it too hot to be anywhere but inside entertaining me? Or, um, was it bad? Mary Sue-ish? I can take it. Big girl with metaphorically thick skin. Literally, it's glowy and tan, like rich caramel and silk. Hee. But if it was, I'd rather know. Really!

5 people? 5 PEOPLE?? [/greedy]

*shakes computer vigorously to get emails in inbox*

I. Can. Take. It. Suck? Not interested? WTF? <-- apparently, I have no shame. Well, DUH.

In completely unrelated news, I won an award today. I have no idea what for. Lubed? Yeah. SONG FIC. Runner up. I go drink whiskey now.
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[ETA]: In case it isn't clear? I'm being seriousfunny. This is meant for those following E/H fic, not those of you who are deranged into Jossverse/otherverse characters only. :-D

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

::pets you:: HI HI HI. I'm not reading the RPS. Not that I don't read RPS, but the pairing's not a draw for me. But you know, I was wondering where the hell everyone is too. I haven't had any replies to comments today, and that has to be some kind of record.

::shakes LJ with you::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, no worries about *you*. I know that's not your pairing, and you're pretty much Due South only right now, yes? I know nothing about that show, other than there are a handful of you who love it fiercely.

I'm just wondering about the drastic drop in comments for one chapter in particular, and wondering if something was just horrendously off-putting about it. *scratches head* I mean, LUBED. Come on. This was just a quiet moment in the forest...

*slaps your email for not being full, too*

I see you soon! (Ish) Yeah?

[going-not-gone.livejournal.com]

Don't take it personally. I just don't do RPS. It's a thing. Go drink whiskey now.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, I *know* that about you. Slash is a not usual thing, too, correct? No, I just mean... I had a lot of hits/fb on the last chapter, and this next part was very... specific. (No boysex. Maybe that's it? Harumph.) So, I'm wondering if folks just don't get the exposition, you know? DOn't care for it?

Which is fine, but I use fanfiction as a writing exercise, so I like to hear the concrit as well as the OMG!!11! and in many cases, more so.

But I will drink whiskey (and I meant to comment on the 17 year old! You are just an admirer of art, 'sall.)

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

I was gonna read, I swear. Then this stoopid movie drew me in and I just had to watch it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EEEK! That is fine. But. If it sucks? If it isn't what you want? TELL ME. I like hearing what does/not work, you know?

*pours two fingers, swirls under nose*

Whatchu watching?

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Those boys aren't my thing. Sorry, hon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Crap. I make a correction above soon. It should say: for those who HAVE BEEN reading so and so fic, was there something about THIS PART that was offputting? Just don't care about the style, subject, etc?

Obviously, those of you on my flist who are only for the Jossverse can scroll past my emo-whining with no worries.

:-D (but they're so preeeeetty....) Heh.

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

congrats on the award, sweetie. i'm sorry i haven't been able to read your fics lately, but i've been awfully busy. i promise i will make the time soon.

*hugs you tight*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thanks, MARI!!! how are you? Gorditas? Nephew???? <-- I worry and was soooo glad to hear that things weren't so dire after all.

*shoves fic into fire*
*pulls you into my lap and braids your hair*
How are YOU???

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

It's gorgeous, love, and I'm sorry it took me so long to read it.

::helps patch up your heart:::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I'm just a big ol' dork.

*smudges eyeliner, pours hot candle wax on arm as I cry to Morrisey*

*hides*

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

::waves, picks up the pieces of your heart and pats you::
I know it's fabulous! I've not been online but it's first on my list!

And Congratulations!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THERE IS AN EMAIL COMING TO YOU!
[ominous]

We should cut ourselves and cry into vanilla extract while we smoke clove cigarettes, Depeche Mode in the background. Ahhh. That makes me nostalgic for my school days...

*laces up 18 hole docs and ties plaid shirt around waist and black, torn leggings*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*dashes up to you*

*gooses you hard*

LOVE

*runs away again*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!!!

For that? I'm buying you a pony. Cake. Sprinkles?

:-D

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Hey I still love you. We'll comment for each other.

YES!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeee!!! It's fun pretending to be emo. I couldn't be the furthest thing from it, which makes me laugh harder.

AHHH!!! LOVE ME!!! *cries*

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm a bit nutso. :-D

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

E/H? WTF? Oh, the tall guy and the girly guy. Check. *snerk*
Why don't you write RPS in my shiny new fandom?? Why????

Also, congrats! My BFFLJ are so talented.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I need to catch up on my discs, yo! But then, you are pretty fucking awesome, so I wouldn't want to try and put your shoes on...

Or something that sounds more elloquent. EWAN AND HAYDEN R OMFG BEAUTIFUL!!! *crie*

[lynnenne]

Sadly, my excitement over this pair is on the wane. I was really into them after I saw the movie, but the bloom kind of fell off the rose. Without the constant reinforcement of seeing them on screen, I tend to lose interest. I'm only still into the Jossverse because I watch the shows in reruns. This is why all of my relationships fail -- lack of attention span. *g*

But I still love YOOOUUUUUUUU!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

i still love you, tooooo! I have no worries about folks who aren't a part of this fandom. I think I have.... 65/35 = Joss/SW on my flist? And as to this particular pairing, I'm pretty engrossed in the whole E/H scene around here, so that rose is bright and shiny for me. :-D

But The Jerk is on TV in the background, and Bernadette Peters is playing a "romantic" trumpet solo, and all is right with the world. I like playing the whiney girl on occassion. Plus: LJ has been a GHOST TOWN lately.

*braids your hair*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Aw, Laura! You're a fabulous writer, but I haven't read the RPF yet.

Hey! Don't be paranoid and insecure! That's *my* thing!

I'll catch you on the flipside! <--That's from Kid Video, yo!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, Kako, you are TRULY OUTRAGEOUS. Kid Video! Ha ha ha ha!! The grandparents of Americanized Japanime...

I gotta go put on Dungeons and Dragons, but after it's over, me and Uni are gonna come up there and skewer you for not reading my story about TOKYO. Because I'm waiting for you stamp of authenticity!

*Roger Rabbits into your HEART*

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

You WHORE! Ha!

I'm sure your story was wonderful. Has Ewen lasered Hayden's buttocks with his pork saber yet? Has he screamed out, 'Yeah, bitch, I'll give you the force, I'll give you the force real good!'? And then they cuddle up with one another and Ewen strokes his forehead and tenderly tells him what a beautiful youngling he is.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE HEEE!! I've taken to dressing up in black and smoking clove cigarettes again. I like to carve things in my arm, like sad faces, ponies that have been driven over, and I smear my lipstick, and I use Rave #4 hairspray in my hair to get my bangs in a fluffly cloud to obscure life. <-- in no way was that me at 14. Nope. NO WAY.

AND HELLO! THIS ISN"T STAR WARS FIC! It's RPS. And you LOVE THAT. I found DOCUMENTED FOOTAGE while digging through their trashcans during research that shows them doon it. And doon it awl nite LONG. So light sabers would kill someone, and I don't write about MURDER. JEEESUZ.

But he is a beautiful youngling... Heeee!!

*stands in downpour, fists raised high and screams...* NOOOOOOOO!

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Haven't been online! And I don't read much fanfic these days. I set aside time to read your fics - it just takes me fuckin' forEVAR. Sorry, baby. I really do love you. ♥ ♥

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*shakes computer vigorously to get emails in inbox*

Does it help? Cuz, I'd be willing to give that a try if it does.