Karma Laundrette

So, I need this icon. Maybe not THIS one, because I suck at making icons (I have the bases if anyone want to improve) but I can't help but notice that the new Britney Shears [rimshot] looks like Private Pyles from Full Metal Jacket. This is my rifle, this is my gun. Hahaha. And won't someone help that poor black man pop star?



Anyone? Pretty that up and make it awesome? (And you know how Pyles was all gasping out each line, "I'm in... a world... of shit.") Okay, back to life.

There is a PALPABLE lack of frivolity on LJ lately. So... you get some spam in hopes of cheering things up around here. Okay, so the concept is totally ganked, but these are some fun icons, imo.

TEASERS:


( emot-Icons. Ah ha ha ha. ha. Yeah, I'm lame. )

Yes, Lynne, you were officially the first to mention Hitler in the Post That Wont Die. Although you were being FUNNY, ergo, it doesn't count. I've created a mathematical equation representing the effect of mocking as done by Nazis (is there anyone else who mocks, though? I mean really.), Snuff Films and Cancer when raised to the degree of half-wit:

MN^{fo(s - i)} = S/C

M = Mocking
N = Nazism
f,o = fallacy multiplied by obfuscation
s, i = halfwit minus intellect
S = snuff film (in ratio with)
C = cancer

Now. you can solve for cancer types, or the quantitative sum of Nazis in a given thread by- No. No you can't. But I am STILL laughing over mocking causes cancer. And is equal to snuff films. And I made icons!!

( Who wants an icon? )

And seriously. There is no way in hell my ass can endure this chair long enough to reply to everyone that is STILL replying to that post. I'm a big believer in replying to every comment left in my LJ, but sometimes... Oh gimmie a break. So if you have posted and not heard from me, that's because I'm doing something ELSE. Away from there. Hats off to swmbo for keeping on with the robust debate, even though she was beating her head against a wall. Cheers, and again with the beaming at your skilz of a debator!

( Anyone still care about my weekend? Thought not. )

[ETA]: I have changed my LJ name. Ahem.