Striking while the iron is hot. Or: Parody Fic Time!

Hola! Let's try this again... I'm going to be in and out (more out than in) so I'm going to start posting my Yinathon fic, the Annie: The Musical parody. Yin wanted Annie mocked gloriously with songs, and the dog, and everything, but it didn't want to be Spander, for which she has forgiven me. But Connor is better suited as an orphan, right? Wheee!! Keep in mind this prompt was given during the whole kerfuffle over Gunn/racism/incest-squick/and when everyone found out about Slag Heap. Let's have fun! If you're drinking or eating, consider this fair warning.
( Connie: The Musical, Part One. And awaaaaay we go! )