With massive apologies to L.M. Montgomery. And those who love her.

It seems I forgot the birthday of one of the most important people in my life (no lie) by the name of [livejournal.com profile] germaine_pet. For that, she gets a heart-warming story of a little red-headed girl named Vinnie, and the local boy that wants to be a doctor and have her/him for a wife, James.

Vinnie of Green Gables, a tale of orphans and love and slates broken over heads )
So, [livejournal.com profile] tkp and I have been cackling with crack-filled glee all day long, and this is the result of her prompt in [livejournal.com profile] entrenous88's journal (who gave me permission to run like the wind with this. Because she's SMART. I am so broken inside.)

"Spike the Pirate who captures the ship with Connor in it, Connor is being shipped off because his father is forcing him to get married, and Connor's dowry went to the highest bidder, and now Spike the Pirate's waylaid it, but found that the greatest treasure of all is Connor himself."

So, um... this is what she gets. With apologies to The Princess Bride, Barry White, Joss Whedon, and your brains. Also, blatant abuse of "Winken Blinken and Nod" ahead. Your childhood memories are at stake.

Author: *sigh* Stoney
Title: Connor and The Pyrate Spoike
Rated: Arrrrr. (No, really. R.)
Pairings: Connor/Spike (with Liam overtones. THIS IS CRACK, people!)
Summary: Pirates. Dowries. (Dowrys?) Pirate cabin smex. Connor OOC. Spike OOC. Shit, they're ALL OOC. Yarrrr!

Here There Be Pyrates and Crack Fic )
TITLE: There Is No Happily Ever After: Five Fairy Tales That Weren't
AUTHOR: Stoney321
RATING, PAIRING: PG-13 for some violence. No pairings: AtS female ensemble and Connor
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: Seasons 3-4 of AtS
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. I make no money. I am a bum in a box. Also, a few lines from various eps of AtS were used - did I mention the no profit and ME could take my box away?
A/N: Massive thanks to [livejournal.com profile] germaine_pet who whipped this into some semblance of order, and wouldn't take no for an answer and pushed me to not be mediocre (let's hope.) Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crazydiamondsue for knowing what I was trying to say, and making me say it. Also, "2. Fred" was written especially for [livejournal.com profile] inlovewithnight for her birthday, and I'm woefully behind in posting this.

Click for Fic )
For [livejournal.com profile] sweptawaybayou. Sorry it took me so long to get this up for you.

Unbeta'd, which means I welcome comments/beta-remarks.

Author: Stoney321
Title: 3121
Paring: Vincent Kartheiser/Jake Gyllenhaal - overtones of Jake/Heath
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Jake shows up to a party and invites a friend - Heath is nowhere to be found.
Disclaimer: I make no money off this stuff, and generally lose friends when I post. Also I may be going bald, and my leg is lame. Quite possibly the people in this fic enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, but this is all made up for my enjoyment.

3121 )

Quick thanks to everyone who offered sympathy for my stupidness yesterday. 10 hours of sleep and ibuprofen did the trick. Thanks.
Well, Sue gave me the "Fuck! print that shit!" or in layman's terms: the all-clear. Last bit of my DB/VK RPS, "It's Method. Fuck, No. It's Improv."

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crazydiamondsue for the beta and to [livejournal.com profile] sweptawaybayou for giving the prick of inspiration for this in the first place.

Rated F. For fuuuuuuck.
'It's Method. Fuck, No. It's Improv' - Part FOUR )
I like it when I get bossed. I get shit DONE, yo.

This is for [livejournal.com profile] sweptawaybayou and for [livejournal.com profile] ros_fod: James Marsters/Vincent Kartheiser. Definitely not PG.
Earlier "Boss Of Me" Fics are here: 1,2- Spike/Yoda Gen, Xander, Giles Gen and 3- Obi-Wan with Baby Luke, Fleeing Tattooine - PG-13 (Over tones of Obi-Wan/Anakin).

Definitely NON-Heterosexual activity at the Playboy Mansion )
Hola! Let's try this again... I'm going to be in and out (more out than in) so I'm going to start posting my Yinathon fic, the Annie: The Musical parody. Yin wanted Annie mocked gloriously with songs, and the dog, and everything, but it didn't want to be Spander, for which she has forgiven me. But Connor is better suited as an orphan, right? Wheee!! Keep in mind this prompt was given during the whole kerfuffle over Gunn/racism/incest-squick/and when everyone found out about Slag Heap. Let's have fun! If you're drinking or eating, consider this fair warning.
Connie: The Musical, Part One. And awaaaaay we go! )

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