This post is brought to you by half a bottle of fabulous 15 year old Bordeaux

[stoney321]

Yes, that means everyone is gone for their vacation and Mama's all by herself living it up.

So I'm watching on Bravo the astounding train wreck that is The Really Awful Housewives of Nouveau Riche-land, boggling over the money wasted on absolute crap, right? And there's a commercial for the GREATEST SHOW MAYBE EVER.

thebratqueen?? PAY ATTENTION: NYC PREP. It's like Gossip Girl, but REAL. Er. Realer.

Boarding school fixation? Check. People who have no clue as to what life is? Check. Sleaze and Intrigue? Check. They throw Vincent Kartheiser look-alikes in there and I'll claim it to be the greatest show ever put on celluloid. (Esp. if one of the boys also looks like Peter from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. I'm just saying.) STUPID RICH KIDS WHO THINK THAT WHAT LABELS YOU WEAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER. *cough* Meanwhile, back in Mombai... Little Hadji climbs out of a mudhole to try and find food for his dying three-year old sister. WHO CARES, ALEXIS WORE LAST SEASON'S BALL GOWN TO DINNER, WHAT.

In conclusion, if I could get a job where I watched that stuff, made jokes publicly, and drank booze, that would be the best job ever. In a nutshell, I'm saying I want to be a lazy drag queen. :D

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HOOK ME UP. I spent the afternoon looking for jobs with my qualifications locally and they all seemed to involve getting people coffee and/or knowing how to use a chainsaw. Ahahaha.

When you come see me I will bring you wine! We will go to the awesome wine shop close by your hotel and get you a bottle or two (whatever your limit is) of fabulousness!!

[lynnenne]

WHEEEEE! I think I'm allowed to take 40 ounces on the plane home, so we'll LOAD UP THE SUITCASE.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

40 oz? That's the booze of gangstas! If you buy a 40 oz of mad dog and take it home, I'll wear my pants sagging, I'M JUST SAYING.

[lynnenne]

Just checked the customs web site: I'm allowed two bottles of wine. So we'll buy the good stuff!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SWEEEEEEEET. This little place in the middle of nowhere has a FABULOUS world selection. WE WILL SHOP.

[lynnenne]

I cannot wait! <333