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  • I broke my thick solid iron trowel yesterday. Holy crap. Like, in half. That's what I get for trying to sword fight with a garden trowel, I suppose.

  • Today TNT is running a Season 2 marathon of SouthLAnd - I highly recommend watching it. Tonight is the season finale, btw, and according to Mike Cudlitz's twitter (don't judge me) TNT is renewing for Season 3 WHOO and a HOO! So. If you were on the fence about that show because you were afraid of it being cancelled, worry no more.

  • (Also: for anyone that might want to comment with why they don't think it's the greatest show since sliced bread, SAVE IT. I don't care. I'm not interested in debating why you think The Wire or My little Ponies is better, or whatever. I like this show. Share the love or scroll.)

  • Tonight is round 2 of Dallas' Story Slam and the theme is "Mistakes." Gah. Not much different than last months, imo. I'm not really sure what story I'm going to tell, but the owner is demanding that I show up, so I need to think of something and fast. If you're in DFW, you should come and tell a story of your own (or listen to the others. And laugh at my jokes.)

  • I'm off to the garden center to buy a new trowel and probably come home with some peonies and other plants because I have a sickness and then work work work

  • I have bad(great!)fic to share, but no time, no time, I'm late I'm late I'm late!

  • We have a WIND ADVISORY today. I swear, one of these days science will catch up with my rage and I'll be able to punch wind gusts that exceed 20mph in the nut sack. Winds over 35mph will be shot in the face.

  • Lastly, I'm not too spammy, but if you're interested in my 140 characters of attempted jokes, I'm "StoneyboBoney" on Twitter. Oy. It's never ending...

Date: 2010-04-06 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tricksterquinn.livejournal.com
But STONEY! Everyone KNOWS My Little Ponies is the best television show to ever exist ever! How could you blaspheme that way??! *

I am currently thinking Container Plant-y thoughts about my flat's balcony. I'm in a totally different climate from you, but might harass you anyway, since you're one of the most plant-positive people I know. I am currently waffling between whether to put up shelves in my afternoon sun-heavy bedroom window (which is big enough for a windowseat) or hang succulents and air plants from the top instead.

*disclaimer: as someone who until recently lived with a 7 year old, and who has spent this past week visiting her on said child's spring break, my god My Little Ponies is one of the most disturbing, insipid, awful, and ACTIVELY CREEPY children's shows I've been exposed to as an adult. WHAT IS THAT? WHY DOES IT EXIST???

Date: 2010-04-06 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
EFF YOU, PONIES, RAINBOW BRITE WAS THE BEST!!! Zomg, I am going to create fourteen sock puppet journals now to stalk you, befriend you, and force you to see the light on this one. (Seriously, that was a CREEPY show, right?!?!)

And I totes think you should do BOTH the shelve and hang things! But then, again: I'm broken inside and have plant sickness.

Date: 2010-04-06 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oatmellow.livejournal.com
"Share the love or scroll."

THIS is why there is much love in my heart for you.

Date: 2010-04-06 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. <3 <3 <3

(Also, re your blog post. Got use for some size 8s?)

Date: 2010-04-06 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oatmellow.livejournal.com
I WISH! I'm just now into 12 dresses (1st time in 15 years) and 14 jeans. Am hoping by end of year to be 10 dresses and 12 jeans. Probably will be as low as my gargantuan ass will allow me to go. But I'm good with being bootylicious.

Thanks so much for the offer!

Date: 2010-04-06 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Girlfriend, I would slap that juicy ass. A man needs something to hold onto, you know?

(And check Fossil jeans out. Their boyfriend cut is awesome. Also the Gap's curvy line. Girls with hips need all the jean recs we can get, imo.)

<3

Date: 2010-04-06 03:59 pm (UTC)
elisi: (Squee! (martha) by circa77)
From: [personal profile] elisi
Icon love!!! And you've seen the LEGO version, right?

Date: 2010-04-06 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha, I hadn't, and now my life is COMPLETE!

Date: 2010-04-06 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furikku.livejournal.com
THAT ICON *_*

I'm sorry, was there a post?

I want to see you punching gusts. Your superhero name will be WINDPUNCHER.

Date: 2010-04-06 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
AHAHAHA. I have to watch it through to the end EVERY TIME.

And my weapon will be a AND THEN I PUNCH IT.

Date: 2010-04-06 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunettepet.livejournal.com
"I can break your thick solid iron trowel" sounds like a heavy metal groupie's come on.

I was already Tivoing the marathon. I watched the first season and was disappointed when it was cancelled. I didn't hold out hope for more until I read it had been renewed. I'm just getting sick of being hooked into a show just to barely scratch the surface of its potential.

Bad!Fic! It's been too long!

Date: 2010-04-06 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
LOL, that's the best response ever of all time!!!

It is SUCH a good show!! And when I heard it was on TNT, I was hopeful, and then I got a Twitter account to keep up with the actors (THAT IS NOT STALKERY IT IS INFORMATIVE! *cries* All of their hair I'm keeping is the stalkery stuff.) I was so relieved to hear that based on the SEASON FINALE ALONE: they've been confirmed for S3. Cannot wait to watch it!!

It really has, right?

Date: 2010-04-06 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gabzilla.livejournal.com
The icon, it mesmerizeses...

Huzzah for season 3 of SL!! And the fools of NBC go and renew Minute to Win it and the freaking Marriage Ref??? They must be allergic to good tv. If they don't renew Chuck, heads should roll. I nominate WINDPUNCHER for that job.

Consider yourself followed on Twitter.. Some celebs are fun to follow, like Cudlitz, others... Well, John Cusack = crack monkey. 20 internets go to whoever can decipher his posts.

Date: 2010-04-06 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD. Minute to Win It. KILL ME. That show is just redonk. What do they think, this is 1960s? They don't have the equivalent of a Paul Lynde to pull game shows off.

Oooh, now I have to see why John Cusack is crack. Weirdness = my happy times.

Date: 2010-04-06 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gabzilla.livejournal.com
It's not because he's on a political kick right now - the frenzied spelling and the crazy anti-beiber randomness are cracktacular (I can't look away!) I say let he who was not a teen heartthrob cast the first stone ;)

Date: 2010-04-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anelith.livejournal.com
Wow, a wind advisory??? That sounds like it may lift you off your feet and carry you to Oz.

Best of luck with the next round of stories! Wish I could hear you tell your story.

Date: 2010-04-06 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Jeez, I know!! That's the one thing I regret about moving up to the prairie - the WIND. I would like to be in Oz, though, because I want to nap in those poppies...

Thank you! I'll post a link to it like I did last time. :)
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Date: 2010-04-06 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
SKUH-ROOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOU! My little Ponies will NEVER be Alf, NEVER.

Oooh, I hadn't thought of it in those terms, yet. Eeeeeexcellent.

OMG TWITTER. I'm a twat now. Officially.

Date: 2010-04-06 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nemesisstar.livejournal.com
So this has nothing whatsoever to do with your post but I gotta say...I FREAKING LOVE YOUR ICON!!! I think I broke a rib trying to hold the laughter in (I'm at work-boo!). Too funny! *sigh* I'm such a nerd... ;o)

Date: 2010-04-06 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I have to watch it all the way through every time, lol. Eddie Izzard + Star Wars humor = WIN.

Date: 2010-04-06 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com
You broke your trowel? That is some serious dirt.

And everyone knows the greatest show of all time is "My Mother the Car". Don't pretend otherwise.

Date: 2010-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Man, you've never ached until you've spent a day moving caliche clay. It gets so compact it reforms into rock. BLEH.

Date: 2010-04-07 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baby-elvis.livejournal.com
I don't know if you'veseen this but I thought you'd be interested. 1-in-3 women in Utah sexually assaulted: http://www.abc4.com/content/news/state/story/1-in-3-Utah-women-say-theyve-been-sexually/tCHy3sIAmE-yjbqoT6qSYQ.cspx

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