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stoney321
So.... I seemed to pick up a bunch of new folks this week, hello! I know that a lot of folks don't click on people's journals and read Sticky Posts, so I'll just put some stuff out here with the understanding that if you clicked in haste and are looking for an easy out, I will not be hurt if you've added in vain. Or in vein. Or in vane. Stuffs:I am married with three kids, one of whom has Aspergers, one with feet bigger than mine, and one that can tell you anything and everything you want to know about ocean creatures. I am madly in love with them, except for the times when I am looking to donate them for scientific experiments. I will tell you what many will not: motherhood is 80% shit and 20% bliss, and the job never stops and is dirty and hard. And you are told on Mother's Day that you're obsolete. Lol.
I will without warning throw out quotes from 80s comedies and not really expect anyone to get them. But a few will start laughing when I mention Bandy Bowlegs Button Butt, and that's what keeps me going, you guys. That and my Judge Smalls impression. And the knowledge that Ghostbusters is maybe the most perfectly written comedy of all time. EVEN TINA FEY AGREES WITH ME. (Which is why there are Ghostbusters jokes in every single ep of 30 Rock's first 2 seasons. No, really.)
I don't have sword hands. But I do have sword feet, and I would appreciate the distinction, and no, that's not a lisp-impediment when I talk about my sheaths. I'll give you a second. I use Twitter, but not a lot, mostly to get off a joke. I do things without irony - I don't have time for ironic love. I am the leading Mormon Vampire Authority on LJ, a badge I wear with
Without question, if you believe that Lolita is a "dark comedy," I believe that you should be strung up and beaten with a Lindsay Lohan. (I just think she could use the work.)
Um, let's see.... I usually won't post more than once a day, I believe in the LJ cut if it's more than a screen full, and I AM NOT INTO SPOILERS. I love my friends fiercely, like I love my hair, margaritas, nachos, my garden, and whatever else I'm spazzy about. I'm Texan before I'm anything, so take your Texan stereotypes and skedaddle. And while you're doing that, check out a Molly Ivins book. She's my hero, she and the late Ann Richards.
I have MASSIVE quantities of garden work to catch up on, including moving 2 literal yards of earth into some holes, building another retaining wall, smelling roses, washing my Perpy Derg and giving her a shave, and eating copious amounts of food. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. Do it. I'm totally the boss of you now. (Feel free to check my tags for anything else you might wanna know.)
One last thing! My inbox is BURGEONING with comments from the brouhaha, and I will get to replying to everyone, but I might need a breather before I do. Hopefully you'll understand; I certainly don't want anyone to feel slighted. I'm just... man, big response, that's all.
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Date: 2010-05-12 03:08 pm (UTC)I mean, FFS we're all friends here.
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Date: 2010-05-12 03:14 pm (UTC)Just because I tuck-
GOD DAMMIT, KITA I DIDN'T WANT THAT PUBLIC. (LOL.)
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Date: 2010-05-12 03:11 pm (UTC)Oh, Molly Ivins, how I miss her.
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Date: 2010-05-12 03:15 pm (UTC)God, no joke, huh? I would have loved to hear her take on the past few years of wtfery.
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Date: 2010-05-12 04:04 pm (UTC)Also, *goes to look at derg peektures*, SALLY, SALLY, HI, GIRL, HIIIIII!
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:34 pm (UTC)Sally is napping soundly because I took her on a 5 mile drag, lol. I will pass on the lovings when she stops snoreing-sleep-woofing. :D
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Date: 2010-05-12 04:09 pm (UTC)I thought Lindsay had all the work she could handle being the stripper pole in Vegas.
Purdy Puppeh!!
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Date: 2010-05-12 04:26 pm (UTC)BTW I dl'd Chrome and it's working like a charm. I was so excited that I clicked on a NPH clip from next week's "Glee," promptly cranked the volume to hear him rock out with Mr. Schue, forgot about the sleeping toddler in the room with me and woke him the heck up. But getting back to you, thanks for the tip, Stoney Two-Sword!
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:36 pm (UTC)CHROME. I mean, such a simple switch, I'm still happy.
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:30 pm (UTC)I've been meaning to for a while, anyway, because we've been skittering on the edges of each other's flist for ages, and you've always struck me as pretty cool. With the latest kerfluffle, you became That Awesome Chick, and it was a done deal.
Now that I know you have sword hands, I know I was all kinds of right to do so.
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:39 pm (UTC)We sure have been, re: flist dancing, and why thank you!
Sword hands, feet, one day I will + them to Vorpol. :D
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(Psst: it's from a random scene in Sixteen Candles at the party, some extra with a button-down-the-back miniskirt walks across camera and squats down, and she's all bandy-bowlegged and I always LOL when I see that scene.)
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Date: 2010-05-12 05:55 pm (UTC)CONCUR.
Also the most quotable. I don't trust anyone who doesn't know the answer to "Are you a GOD?!"
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Date: 2010-05-12 07:33 pm (UTC)We do a lot of riffs on "there is no Dana, only Zuul" around here, and even such a throwaway line as "Yes. Have some." gets play.
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Date: 2010-05-12 08:37 pm (UTC)Without question, if you believe that Lolita is a "dark comedy," I believe that you should be strung up and beaten with a Lindsay Lohan. (I just think she could use the work.)
Hey Zeus, there are people out there that think that?!? I am creeped out, in small font, so I can hide from it all.
You also forgot to add to your Post of Me your long and deviant history of baby animal fondling. Why did you leave that off Stoney, huh, huh?! Trying to be all respectable now?
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Date: 2010-05-12 08:51 pm (UTC)Or maybe that's me. How many bottles is enough?
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Date: 2010-05-12 08:51 pm (UTC)(Also, you has a puppy. Therefore.)
And you are told on Mother's Day that you're obsolete. Lol.
Hey! Rosie needs a job, you know. If you're all involved, what's she gonna be forced to do? Clean the house?
And I leave you with this quote: "Did you hate your strained peas?" Bonus points if you know where it comes from.
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Date: 2010-05-12 09:06 pm (UTC)"I'm just so confused..." Of course you're confused, you're wearing my underwear!"
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Date: 2010-05-12 08:53 pm (UTC)Plus, rainbow ejaculate. Just sayin'. :-)
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Date: 2010-05-12 09:06 pm (UTC)Sparklepeen - disco fireball spooge!
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Date: 2010-05-13 01:05 am (UTC)Let me know if your son needs any coins from sweden, because contributing to his collection would be awesome.
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Date: 2010-05-13 01:08 am (UTC)Welcome aboard!
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Date: 2010-05-13 02:03 am (UTC)I'll take serendipity WHEREVER I find it!
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Date: 2010-05-13 12:54 pm (UTC)(And I was born and raised a few jogs from the highway by you, btw. And currently live a few jogs up. *g*)
And ditto - hidden serendipity would be a great band name.
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Date: 2010-05-13 06:54 am (UTC)80:20?
Date: 2010-06-11 06:47 am (UTC)Love the post