I even offered him my virginity!
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"I know, that was real sweet of you." LOL, Maxine Thortenberry! Some True Blood spoilers at the end, but I got a deck this weekend! 24 yards of cement, which is three truck loads. DAMN. And the crew got it poured, leveled, and lined off of one hour and ten minutes. CRAZY. Also, the Mr. and I built a fence yesterday. You know, like people do.
[By "days" I mean the actual number of physical work days, not consecutive.]
Day 12
Deck day! Cement truck is pulling up, they're creating a maze of walkways and getting things ready to go. (The white foam board you'll see is the edge-maker for the cantilevered edge we're doing.)


Here comes the mixer! This was a Saturday, so the little kids in the neighborhood kept circling on their bikes trying to get a closer look.

Smartly not cementing themselves into a corner.

These guys had an amazing system. They'd line up at the cement truck in two lines, one guy would fill a wheelbarrow, shift the channel to the barrow to the side, roll off, and someone from the line would move up to take their spot. Fast and efficient. (We just couldn't believe they were doing this by hand and not using a boom.)



They had two guys standing in the cement, pushing it into place, two other guys that used a leveling pole to smooth it out, then this is a floater - smoothing over the top for the next to last texture.

If you look at the right you'll see a guy with a white bucket. That's the color-guy. He spreads a powder all over the concrete - coat one.

Then the floater comes and smooths it into the wet cement, making it soak down into it.

Then the color guy comes back and applies another layer. Coat two. (There were 5 in all.)

Truck #2.

They still have the whole front section and the stepping pads left. It's a lot of cement, is what I'm saying. (It's called cool-crete.)

My tanning spot is all done with 5 coats of color! Still have to float it and then they'll come back today and do the acid wash.

I liked watching them stomp around in the cement. I bet it's fun the first few times you do it. Then I'm sure it's tiresome. :)

Like frosting a cake! A big, heavy, hot cake.


The final float over here. (OMG, I'm so obsessively taking pictures. DORK.)

All filled in!

Now they're putting in the "Crack" lines. It's still a solid floor of concrete, it's just a visual.

The guy in the red plaid shirt has a hand tool with a ridge - that's how the line is made.

Hot tub and stepping pads. (That's not a bend in the hot tub over flow, that's a weird shadow. I went out with my level to make sure. *g*)

Ready for your close up, Mr. Demille? When the deck is finished (acid washing) it should match the tile almost perfectly.

Some drains for when people slop out of the water.

OMG PLASTER NOW PLS.

It looks very pink here, but it's not.

A closeup of the stepping pads. Blue Mexican pebble will fill the cracks between them and the deck. A patch of Buffalo grass will go under the window (for Sally Derg and Hope - there will be another patch, too, over behind the diving board wrapping around to where the deck/pads stop.)

After a day of drying, here's how it looks - and you can see the back of the fence, too.

Here's the fence we built yesterday. It still needs the top rail, kick plate, and stain.

Now for something completely different. ITS-
TRUE BLOOD: I tell you what, if ever I needed to stress that I really don't care about certain characters - and actually find their story lines distasteful, last night cemented that. HOWEVER. Freaking BANANA PHONE, LOL x forever.
TRUE BLOOD SPOILERS
1. I'm so over Tara crying or boning some new guy every episode. honey, let the dust settle. Watch some TV and have a laugh. Or a non-cry. Good lord.
2. I'm over the dubya tee of Crystal and Hotshot and they've not even started that story line. With the exception of dialog like, "I just gotta marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead." and "That's just my double cousin." LOL.
3. Sam's character assassination continues with every ep. I did like his whole "I'm a nice guy" rant, but I hate everything else they're doing with him. You do NOT insult Terry, yo.
4. Uh... wtf with the Wiccan shit? I did lol at Arlene's arms up and out, though. And whoa did she look young in that dream scene!
5. BEEEEEL with his Freddy Krueger face. Ew. I'm ready for him to go to Peru.
6. Jessica and Hoyt continue to show HOW SEXY IS DONE, am I right?
7. PAM. Oh, Pam, you with your love for your maker. So wonderful.
8. The tender goodbye kiss from Eric! (But come on, they're not killing off Eric.)
9. The whole scene with Maxine and what's her face doll collector/dumped by Hoyt was hilarious.
10. I did love the scene with the vampires getting choked up over the sun. See, the show is SO BAD in so many ways, and then they do something like that, and I'm wanting more. DAMN YOU, ALAN BALL.
11. Have to say that I'm over Jesus and Lafayette's romance/trip down drug lane. Some new storylines pls.
12. BANANAS IN PAJAMAS. LOL, I love the idea that Pam screws with Eric and puts in random ring tones (and actually wrote something similar in a fic a while back, hahaha.)
Last, I'm pretty excited that Temple Grandin won so many awards, and how funny was she standing up and waving like she was waving a lasso? Hahahaha. Cute. Okay, now to start digging up crap soil to make way for plants and good soil (I'm not leaving anything to chance, I'm doing this myself.)
[By "days" I mean the actual number of physical work days, not consecutive.]
Day 12
Deck day! Cement truck is pulling up, they're creating a maze of walkways and getting things ready to go. (The white foam board you'll see is the edge-maker for the cantilevered edge we're doing.)


Here comes the mixer! This was a Saturday, so the little kids in the neighborhood kept circling on their bikes trying to get a closer look.

Smartly not cementing themselves into a corner.

These guys had an amazing system. They'd line up at the cement truck in two lines, one guy would fill a wheelbarrow, shift the channel to the barrow to the side, roll off, and someone from the line would move up to take their spot. Fast and efficient. (We just couldn't believe they were doing this by hand and not using a boom.)



They had two guys standing in the cement, pushing it into place, two other guys that used a leveling pole to smooth it out, then this is a floater - smoothing over the top for the next to last texture.

If you look at the right you'll see a guy with a white bucket. That's the color-guy. He spreads a powder all over the concrete - coat one.

Then the floater comes and smooths it into the wet cement, making it soak down into it.

Then the color guy comes back and applies another layer. Coat two. (There were 5 in all.)

Truck #2.

They still have the whole front section and the stepping pads left. It's a lot of cement, is what I'm saying. (It's called cool-crete.)

My tanning spot is all done with 5 coats of color! Still have to float it and then they'll come back today and do the acid wash.

I liked watching them stomp around in the cement. I bet it's fun the first few times you do it. Then I'm sure it's tiresome. :)

Like frosting a cake! A big, heavy, hot cake.


The final float over here. (OMG, I'm so obsessively taking pictures. DORK.)

All filled in!

Now they're putting in the "Crack" lines. It's still a solid floor of concrete, it's just a visual.

The guy in the red plaid shirt has a hand tool with a ridge - that's how the line is made.

Hot tub and stepping pads. (That's not a bend in the hot tub over flow, that's a weird shadow. I went out with my level to make sure. *g*)

Ready for your close up, Mr. Demille? When the deck is finished (acid washing) it should match the tile almost perfectly.

Some drains for when people slop out of the water.

OMG PLASTER NOW PLS.

It looks very pink here, but it's not.

A closeup of the stepping pads. Blue Mexican pebble will fill the cracks between them and the deck. A patch of Buffalo grass will go under the window (for Sally Derg and Hope - there will be another patch, too, over behind the diving board wrapping around to where the deck/pads stop.)

After a day of drying, here's how it looks - and you can see the back of the fence, too.

Here's the fence we built yesterday. It still needs the top rail, kick plate, and stain.

Now for something completely different. ITS-
TRUE BLOOD: I tell you what, if ever I needed to stress that I really don't care about certain characters - and actually find their story lines distasteful, last night cemented that. HOWEVER. Freaking BANANA PHONE, LOL x forever.
TRUE BLOOD SPOILERS
1. I'm so over Tara crying or boning some new guy every episode. honey, let the dust settle. Watch some TV and have a laugh. Or a non-cry. Good lord.
2. I'm over the dubya tee of Crystal and Hotshot and they've not even started that story line. With the exception of dialog like, "I just gotta marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead." and "That's just my double cousin." LOL.
3. Sam's character assassination continues with every ep. I did like his whole "I'm a nice guy" rant, but I hate everything else they're doing with him. You do NOT insult Terry, yo.
4. Uh... wtf with the Wiccan shit? I did lol at Arlene's arms up and out, though. And whoa did she look young in that dream scene!
5. BEEEEEL with his Freddy Krueger face. Ew. I'm ready for him to go to Peru.
6. Jessica and Hoyt continue to show HOW SEXY IS DONE, am I right?
7. PAM. Oh, Pam, you with your love for your maker. So wonderful.
8. The tender goodbye kiss from Eric! (But come on, they're not killing off Eric.)
9. The whole scene with Maxine and what's her face doll collector/dumped by Hoyt was hilarious.
10. I did love the scene with the vampires getting choked up over the sun. See, the show is SO BAD in so many ways, and then they do something like that, and I'm wanting more. DAMN YOU, ALAN BALL.
11. Have to say that I'm over Jesus and Lafayette's romance/trip down drug lane. Some new storylines pls.
12. BANANAS IN PAJAMAS. LOL, I love the idea that Pam screws with Eric and puts in random ring tones (and actually wrote something similar in a fic a while back, hahaha.)
Last, I'm pretty excited that Temple Grandin won so many awards, and how funny was she standing up and waving like she was waving a lasso? Hahahaha. Cute. Okay, now to start digging up crap soil to make way for plants and good soil (I'm not leaving anything to chance, I'm doing this myself.)
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-30 04:18 pm (UTC)More seriously... it's AWESOME!
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:28 pm (UTC)Oh man, I want to see a plaster truck pull up TODAY.
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:20 pm (UTC)I do question myself why I seem so endlessly fascinated by a big hole in someone's backyard. Cement is awesome.
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:34 pm (UTC)And it's fun to watch stuff get made, I think. WHEE BUILDING STUFF!
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Date: 2010-08-30 09:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-30 04:36 pm (UTC)Blah at True Blood. I'm downloading it now (missed it last night), but it sounds like MOOOORE of the SAAAAME. It's amazing how one of the most boring characters in the books (Crystal) is made MORE BORING by being put on television.
Characters I prefer single: Jason (sans grown-man-vs-high-schooler plotline), Tara, Lafayette, Terry, and Sam, whose brother I am including in tag-along characters I could use less of in my life. Characters who can do exactly what they want: Eric, Pam, Russell, Talbot, and Jessica. I even liked Lorena. Everybody else sucks.
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:42 pm (UTC)Not interested in Tommy any more, either. Feh.
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:56 pm (UTC)OMG, the whole "I even showed him my best underwear, there's nothing else I can do!"
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-30 04:57 pm (UTC)Well, I warn for spoilers, so you only have your lack of control to blame.
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Date: 2010-08-30 04:59 pm (UTC)I guess it comes from having fandoms in other countries that you aren't sure are gonna make it to this one, darn you anime!
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Date: 2010-08-30 11:49 pm (UTC)As a baby Southerner, I have only recently discovered the crack of banana pudding ice cream, from my friendly-neighborhood-store-brand Winn-Dixie and Publix (IT HAS CARAMEL MIXED IN). WHY DON'T PEOPLE HAVE THIS UP NORTH??
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Date: 2010-08-30 06:02 pm (UTC)WHERE IS THIS FIC?! I must read it.
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Date: 2010-08-30 06:09 pm (UTC)Jessica and Hoyt are so sexy they melted my dvr, which sucks since I haven't seen this week's No Reservations yet.
I'll answer your emails when I get home from work, lady!
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Date: 2010-08-30 06:46 pm (UTC)Jessica/Hoyt: completely dressed, completely clean, and completely sexy. LEARN, BEEEL and SUCKYY.
Otay, have a good one, cookie!
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Date: 2010-08-30 06:23 pm (UTC)I love that you ship Jessica'n'Hoyt as much as I do. So much more interesting than Sookie and Bill.
Pam remains my favorite character of all time, honorable mention to Maxine Fortenberry (she's like a mean Paula Deen.)
Your fence looks great! I love how avidly I'm following your pool geekitude.
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Date: 2010-08-30 06:48 pm (UTC)MEAN PAULA DEEN!! Lol, that's it!
(I'm glad, because good hell it's narcissistic of me otherwise! Now it's just mildly so. Heh.)
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Date: 2010-08-30 08:51 pm (UTC)Remember those old Mervyn's commercials? OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN. Heee.
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Date: 2010-08-30 08:56 pm (UTC)Also, you and the Mister did an awesome job putting up that big fence in a weekend!
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Date: 2010-08-30 10:01 pm (UTC)(And thank you! We have a system down from the last house we owned. We work together well on construction projects. *g*)
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Date: 2010-08-30 09:49 pm (UTC)I could not possibly be less interested in Sam's storyline, omg. Altho seeing him tell off his stupid brother was pretty rad, as I find him even less interesting than Sam.
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Date: 2010-08-30 09:55 pm (UTC)SIRIUS. The Sam story line where it veered off into "what the hell?" land is just disconcerting. UGH TOMMY GO AWAY WITH YOUR TRASHY DOG FIGHTING STORY.
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Date: 2010-08-31 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 03:31 pm (UTC)And thank you! We'll stain it just a hair darker than it looks in this picture. It smells so good - mmm, cedar.
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Date: 2010-08-31 03:35 pm (UTC)I finally picked out a stain for my deck, it's 'teak'in the line which is basically ... well it's basically a walnut. I can't wait til they actually STAIN it now.
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Date: 2010-08-31 04:02 pm (UTC)I can't wait for us to finish the shade structure - it'll have a frame of 8x8 timbers stained espresso (almost black) and the horizontal slates that create the shade will match the fence. Like this.
I LOVE PROJECTS.
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Date: 2010-08-31 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 09:35 pm (UTC)You realise you'll soon have the entire neighbourhood living in your backyard? :-)
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