THIS IS WELL OUT OF ORDER.

[stoney321]

OMG, I'm so spammy, but I need adult interaction, lol. So we got a notice in the mail today. Allow me:

Dear Mr. [my husband's actual name],

We wanted to take a moment to let you know how much we appreciate your hard work in helping make the community look its best.

GREAT YARD!

Thank you [His name again]
Signed,
[Our HOA]

UM WHO'S HARD WORK? LIKE, SUPER DUPER HARD WORK AND I'VE NOT EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE LITERAL TON OF GRASS I MOVED LAST WEEK??? *cry* Guys, I'm an unloved middle child, I just need recognition. Ahahaha.

[I'm not actually angry, so please don't leave me a comment as if I was really anguished. BUT I AM ANGUISHED. I'm just keeping you on your toes!]

Comments

[cousinmary.livejournal.com]

Well, that does kinda suck. I mean, the work! I was exhausted just reading about it!

Maybe you need to add some glittery pink flamingos? A topiary high heel?
Oh! Your name spelled out in petunias?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OOOH, I WILL ADD A GIANT TOPIARY OF ME GIVING THE FINGER! :D

[veracity]

And in a complementary color, write "XOXO, Mrs. Stoney."