I AM MEEEEN
Jan. 13th, 2011 07:09 pmI just wrote the meanest (and funniest) line I've ever written. Yes, I'm finally writing up my review of Jersey Shore. I'll hopefully have two tomorrow. GOLD. COMEDY GOLD. (In my head.)
Look, I don't like Sammi Sweetheart, is what I'm saying. [But I love the show.] I need to take all the words off this icon and just make it a fist pump.
Also, I get super irritated by people being pedants on LJ. You don't need to make people get their words just right, this ain't school. I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place. We don't need to focus on the meaning of the word "it" you know? LOOSEN UP.
Now I'm singing "Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!" to the Pink Panther theme song. That's how my brain works. The kids are off tomorrow, so it's late night wine and TV for me, yay!
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES. JERSEY SHORE. Oh yeah, Community, etc. etc. In conclusion, glug glug.
(Thanks
entrenous88 for the baby otter!! <3)
Look, I don't like Sammi Sweetheart, is what I'm saying. [But I love the show.] I need to take all the words off this icon and just make it a fist pump.
Also, I get super irritated by people being pedants on LJ. You don't need to make people get their words just right, this ain't school. I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place. We don't need to focus on the meaning of the word "it" you know? LOOSEN UP.
Now I'm singing "Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!" to the Pink Panther theme song. That's how my brain works. The kids are off tomorrow, so it's late night wine and TV for me, yay!
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES. JERSEY SHORE. Oh yeah, Community, etc. etc. In conclusion, glug glug.
(Thanks
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Date: 2011-01-14 01:21 am (UTC)Ever notice how when you say a word often enough, it starts to lose all meaning?
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Date: 2011-01-14 01:24 am (UTC)But mentally, my brain still went in the same singsong voice as Sarah Jessica in Hocus Pocus's "amuck" song.
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Date: 2011-01-14 01:59 pm (UTC)Will drink more coffee and reread while I also try to kill the Pink Panther Ear Worm...
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Date: 2011-01-14 11:43 pm (UTC)Beware of the Pink Panther. I could be worse, though. You could have Potter Pals stuck instead!
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Date: 2011-01-14 01:23 am (UTC)*ahem*
I think you mean pedantry.
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Date: 2011-01-14 02:07 am (UTC)Oh god. I can only deal with Jersey Shore through your eyes. I tried to watch the show, and I couldn't! I actually have watched some reality shows from start to finish before, but this was, literally too much for me.
I even watch Tool Academy, and Jersey Shore was too much!
You are taking one for the team, is all I'm saying, watching that and turning it into comedy gold! And now I'm saying, "Comedy goooooooooold," a la Goldmember.
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Date: 2011-01-14 02:12 am (UTC)Wheeee, now I wanna put on my gold lamè skates!
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