[personal profile] stoney321
I just wrote the meanest (and funniest) line I've ever written. Yes, I'm finally writing up my review of Jersey Shore. I'll hopefully have two tomorrow. GOLD. COMEDY GOLD. (In my head.)

Look, I don't like Sammi Sweetheart, is what I'm saying. [But I love the show.] I need to take all the words off this icon and just make it a fist pump.

Also, I get super irritated by people being pedants on LJ. You don't need to make people get their words just right, this ain't school. I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place. We don't need to focus on the meaning of the word "it" you know? LOOSEN UP.

Now I'm singing "Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!" to the Pink Panther theme song. That's how my brain works. The kids are off tomorrow, so it's late night wine and TV for me, yay!

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES. JERSEY SHORE. Oh yeah, Community, etc. etc. In conclusion, glug glug.

(Thanks [livejournal.com profile] entrenous88 for the baby otter!! <3)

Date: 2011-01-14 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com
Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!

Ever notice how when you say a word often enough, it starts to lose all meaning?

Date: 2011-01-14 01:24 am (UTC)
veracity: (Comics - PG Smile)
From: [personal profile] veracity
Well, I read it as pendant and got confused about why jewelry was bad.

But mentally, my brain still went in the same singsong voice as Sarah Jessica in Hocus Pocus's "amuck" song.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oatmellow.livejournal.com
OMG I did the same thing. I was trying to figure out how people were being pendants and was this some new high brow slang that I was not privvy to because I'm neither high nor brow?

Will drink more coffee and reread while I also try to kill the Pink Panther Ear Worm...

Date: 2011-01-14 11:43 pm (UTC)
veracity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] veracity
Thank goodness I'm not alone! I thought I was the only one who wondered about this. You can be lowbrow with me. At least we'll be in good company.

Beware of the Pink Panther. I could be worse, though. You could have Potter Pals stuck instead!

Date: 2011-01-14 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
LOL! I notice that all the time. (Also just saw your post, I'm sorry about the Kidlet!)

Date: 2011-01-14 01:41 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-14 01:22 am (UTC)
veracity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] veracity
I am....slightly giddy over Housewives possibilities because I like a good comeuppance.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:40 am (UTC)
veracity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] veracity
It's going to be SO AWESOME BECAUSE CAMILLE NEEDS A SERIOUS SLAP FOR HER TITTERING ABOUT AN A-LIST HUSBAND. WHO KNEW I WOULD FEEL BAD FOR A CHEATER MCCHEATER?! EVER?!

Date: 2011-01-14 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place

*ahem*

I think you mean pedantry.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
LOL. I keep you around for the amusement. AND YOUR BUNS, WHICH ARE STEEL.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minstrel666.livejournal.com
Yes, new Stoney!review! Better get my game in gear to match the awesomeness on my LJ.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh man, I'm hovering at 6 pages so far. I HAVE A LOT TO SAY, IT SEEMS.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:49 am (UTC)
lynnenne: (simpsons worst icon ever)
From: [personal profile] lynnenne
You're drinking baby otter blood? OMG YOU MONSTER.

Date: 2011-01-14 03:24 am (UTC)
lynnenne: (harmony get out)
From: [personal profile] lynnenne
It's Harmony's secret recipe.

Date: 2011-01-14 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dovil.livejournal.com
Is it possible to like anyone on that show? I try, because I'm used to the idea that in a group of douchebags that there should be one person that the audience can use as their way in, and then I realise that's normally true of fiction, which is sad because this is unfortunately not made up.

Date: 2011-01-14 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I actually like quite a few of them. (Jersey Shore, that is. Well, there are two I like on Real Housewives, too.) The rest are just wastes. But in an incredibly entertaining way.

Date: 2011-01-14 02:07 am (UTC)
ext_6368: cherry blossoms on a tree -- with my fandom name "EntreNous" on it (dr. evil cupcake)
From: [identity profile] entrenous88.livejournal.com
Whee, welcome!

Oh god. I can only deal with Jersey Shore through your eyes. I tried to watch the show, and I couldn't! I actually have watched some reality shows from start to finish before, but this was, literally too much for me.

I even watch Tool Academy, and Jersey Shore was too much!

You are taking one for the team, is all I'm saying, watching that and turning it into comedy gold! And now I'm saying, "Comedy goooooooooold," a la Goldmember.

Date: 2011-01-14 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Hahahahha, I shall share my sight with you, then, and it's... quite embellished. But in a fun way. :D

Wheeee, now I wanna put on my gold lamè skates!

Date: 2011-01-14 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
*checks title to post* I am men? X-D Riiight.... Sorry, it just amused me. ;-)

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