Crazy Monday already

[stoney321]

The Mr. was gone most of last week and all of the weekend on a golfing trip, and his flight was delayed last night by a few hours. Enough for him to slip into Dreamland in Birmingham, grab some ribs, and carry them home on the plane for me. Awww. Also, OM NOM NOM, best ribs in the world, hands down.

I'm way behind on everything I meant to do today, from staying up way too late last night. Ugh, I hate sleeping in to the point of missing a large portion of the morning, I'm a "get it done early" type of person. I'm in the middle of canning (round two, there will be a round three in a few weeks) and for those of you that put up food, you know how it can be. I have 12 quarts of tomato sauce done, and another 6 qts. to go, did 6 qts. of strawberry preserves on Friday, and I think I'm done with them. That's enough, my lands. Because peaches are coming in. *head desk* But it's nice to have that stuff in the fall and winter, right?

RIGHT?? *cries* I started making an "Apocalypse Survival" checklist Friday night, after a conversation with kita0610 in her LJ. I don't mean to brag (hahaha) but I'm totally ready to make it. I just need to dig a series of underground caves, and my progeny will live until the zombies have all died out/been blown apart. And remember: robot wars/rise of the machines is the simplest Armageddon's to fight: MAGNETS. That's all you need to know.

Oh, and because my girls rock, crazydiamondsue has last night's AWESOME True Blood recap up and ready, and elizardbits has her latest amazingly funny Spartacus recap up (blood and sand) and I've just posted the recap for the Jersey housewives. Oh my god, the food those people make! I wanna go for a holiday at the Manzos.

So get clicking over there, hit the "Like" buttons and the Google+ buttons and leave comments and be your typical fabulous selves. :)

OK, son is off to the oral surgeon in a bit, I've got to start canning tomatoes, and I would really like a personal assistant, thanks. GAH, TOO MUCH.

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

You are one of the few people whose Apocalypse survival team I would scramble to get on! I know you know from zombies and rotating out canned foods!

Now let's see if LJ will post this comment, as it has not any of mine the past day...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHA, that's basically what Kita said, too! *preens*

I am canning right now IN PREPARATION.

I think lots of people were having problems with LJ today, I don't think it's just you, must be the server y'all are on? *HUGS*

[tinkerbell86ca.livejournal.com]

Hehe! you used the word preen! Love!

I had a dickens of a time getting to my friends page today, again, booo!

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I VOLUNTEER TO HUNGRILY DEVOUR ALL THE PEACHES OKAY

srsly i have spent almost as much on peaches this summer as i did on asparagus last summer. WHICH IS TERRIFYING BASICALLY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, the white peaches are sooooooooo sweeeeeeeeet and juicy.

OM NOM NOM. You must have VERY HEALTHY BOWELS. I approve.

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

*applies for personal assistant job*

I can type, answer phones, and gossip about erebody's business like nobody's business!!!

My Apocalypse survival is easy...there's a Super Sam's Club down the street from us...we're going to move in there and board up the windows.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I'm telling ya, if you need someone on your side when the apocalypse comes, it's Mr Voodoo. HE IS AWESOME. (just keep that in mind — beeline to Coppell!)