4 Day Weekend? more like SNORE day, am I right?

[stoney321]

I made a terrible mistake this weekend. The weather channel app on my phone indicated a massive shift in our weather here in North Texas, so we cancelled our Labor Day party and moved everything up to Saturday before rain and freezing temps moved in. (It was going to be, like, 78! Considering that would be a 30 degree drop, that's freaking cold.) We had a great time with our friends and fam on Saturday, and then Sunday I woke up with plans for warm stews and wine and movies while it poured cold rain outside.

Except it was hot and sunny. I looked at my phone, it clearly said that bad weather should be here! ....and then I saw that someone changed my phone's location to Atlanta, GA. CRY CRY CRY I want cooler weather! Well, I kinda have it today (it's only in the upper 80s!) but oh, how bleak was my puberty Sunday and Monday. Stupid sunshine. So I pulled weeds so I could be productive. THAT WAS NOT ON THE LIST, DAMNIT.

If you're not ready to be fully at work right now, and you need some distractions, boy, do I have them for you. Breaking Bad, True Blood (including last week's missed ep as well), Glee (there will be four - five a week until the season starts on the 20th so we'll be all caught up) and finally, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ooooooh, this season is going to be amazing tv. AMAZING TV. Crazy meth bitches with money? YES. My hope is that Alison duBois will come back and be her creepy, horrid self, too.

[ETA] I should mention that I'm clearly needing to work through some Karofsky sexy fic in those recaps. Ahem. Also, the cocktail for today is a take on the liver-destroying ZOMBIE. Mmmmmmmm, drunken braaaaaaaains.

If you're looking for a bit of fanfic to read, flaming_muse has a new Kurt/Blaine (Kurt POV) fic speculating on S3 [NO SPOILERS] that is excellent and deals with how people view different types of "homosexuality." It's very good, and at 30,000 is a nice, toothy read, too. And it's all posted, too! No waiting, that's the best kind of story. <3

SHORT WEEK, thank goodness.

Comments

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

We so desperately need the rain, Stoney! Stupid tropical storms and hurricanes not sharing with Texas!!! The wind we did get, blew in crap and now I think I'm sick because of it. Blech.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DESPERATELY need some. DESPERATELY.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

My giant comment of love mentioned Alison duBois - after I saw the 'Dinner Party from Hell' episode I rushed off and googled her. What a freak circus of weird. TALK ABOUT ISSUES! She can be summed up by the fact that she changed her and her husband's surname by deed pool to DuBois - apparently his surname was too unusual (it was Klupar) I suspect the real reason was because it wasn't special and exotic enough.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had to up the spam filters, so if you're using a made up email, it may have bah-leeted it. :(

ISN'T SHE CRAZY?! (Would it surprise you to know my older sister claims to be friends with her?) And seriously, those fake cigarettes are so ridiculous, and her "KNOW THIS" mantra cracked me up to no end. What a freak.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

That'll be why, my fakeness has been kicked to the curb.

Surprise me? I just screamed and wet my pants. I wonder if it's less her having friends and instead her having accolades, because the only way I think you could stand to be in her company is if you think she has The Gift (queue whale song and glitter bomb), or if she was pointed and aimed at someone you also didn't like.

"You will die alone and unfilled and your pets will turn on you and the taste of bread will be a rancid one. KNOW THIS."

Moron. But at least her GIFT (Ahhhh, GLITTER!) has helped the police in solving zero cases. So that's pretty much been her contribution to life.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, my sister went through her "psychic" phase and was friends with one of Alison's friends, and they instantly were attracted to each other's kookiness, I guess.

I need to work in more KNOW THIS moments. OOoooh, like how I do Uncle Nino for the Jersey Shore recaps, I'll put in Alison being cocky. LOL.

Isn't it hilarious that a show was based on her and she's a complete and utter fraud? Now why was that show cancelled...

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! :)

Also, I would totally do that to my own weather app and wonder why there was snow when the forecast said it was going to be 80. Totally.

NEW GLEE SOON NEW GLEE SOON NEW GLEE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BUT OF COURSE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! People are wanting toothy fics to curl up with as we wait for the new season. (I've taken to inserting Karofsky porn into my recaps, I'm so desperate for Glee fantasy. Lol.)

I WAS SO SAD OMG. Remember how happy I was in email? I was bouncy and gleeful waiting for a change in the weather? I totally Charlie Browned in my house all Sunday. Wah waaaaaaah.

OMG 20th!!!!!!

[tabaqui]

Agnes!
:)

We were down in the forties last night and barely above seventy today. Wheeeee! Sox! Flannel pants!! I can't wait to put the flannel sheets on the bed.

No rain, though.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, you win bonus points for getting my Gooch ref.

OooOOoooOoooh, that sounds DELIGHTFUL. Our pool has cooled off significantly, which bodes well, but UGH. Sweaters and layers, I would like to wear them.

[tabaqui]

I adore The Gooch.
"I'm your sponge!"

I cannot *wait* for layers. I'm going to actually buy a new sweater or two this year - i'm rather sick of the four i've been wearing for the last...ten years.
*runs and hides*

[starrydynamo007.livejournal.com]

"but oh, how bleak was my puberty" The fact that you managed to throw in an Auntie Mame reference only increases my love for you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

How can I not love a woman that drank flaming Dr. Peppers and lost her virginity to a gay man? HOW COULD I NOT?! :D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

The recent storms that have poured down rain on us made me feel that life is once again, totally UNFAIR, because you all need the rain so desperately. I'm very ready for fall and we haven't had anything like the brutal temps you've had, so I can only imagine how you feel. If mental wishing could push the rain your way you'd get some today.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Man, I went outside this morning and it smells like a campfire - all of the wildfires 2 hours away are INTENSE. Oy, some rain would be WONDERFUL. *hugs*