Dear flist: I am sorry that I have been so random lately. Apparently I am driving off readers in droves. I fully support your choice to make your reading list a place of joy, and I send you well wishes on your internet journeys. *hankies*
That's a reminder that it's always okay to take me off your lists/feeds/etc. It's YOUR internet time. I'm picky, too. I get it.
ION, last night I started reading a Sterek fic where it involved forced mating due to the werewolves having their annual "heat" and while there is that part of me that is ashamed that I made spastic grabby hands at that, I remembered that there is no kink shaming allowed. Unless it's stuff that is, you know, morally repugnant and highly illegal world-wide.
So let's have fun talking about bullet-proof kinks/story tropes! We haven't done this in a while. Mine are:
What are yours? And if they are in the Glee or Teen Wolf fandoms (ooh, or movie Sherlock fandom) PLEASE TELL ME AND LINK ME. :)
*chin fists, beaming*
This post brought to you by my need to look at my icon of Stiles Stilinski coupled with the words Hump Day.
*dives back into writing this stoopid soul mate fic oh my god*
*remembers I produced 2500 words today so far, so quit yer yappin', me*
That's a reminder that it's always okay to take me off your lists/feeds/etc. It's YOUR internet time. I'm picky, too. I get it.
ION, last night I started reading a Sterek fic where it involved forced mating due to the werewolves having their annual "heat" and while there is that part of me that is ashamed that I made spastic grabby hands at that, I remembered that there is no kink shaming allowed. Unless it's stuff that is, you know, morally repugnant and highly illegal world-wide.
So let's have fun talking about bullet-proof kinks/story tropes! We haven't done this in a while. Mine are:
- first time, especially when things are awkward
- frantic, desperate quickies where they feel like they could die if they don't touch the other
- forced marriages (oh my god.)
- forced coupling for the betterment of a people/to save a loved one's life
- Tarzan (lol)
- opposites attract only to find out just how similar they are underneath
- BROMANCE
What are yours? And if they are in the Glee or Teen Wolf fandoms (ooh, or movie Sherlock fandom) PLEASE TELL ME AND LINK ME. :)
*chin fists, beaming*
This post brought to you by my need to look at my icon of Stiles Stilinski coupled with the words Hump Day.
*dives back into writing this stoopid soul mate fic oh my god*
*remembers I produced 2500 words today so far, so quit yer yappin', me*
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Date: 2012-12-12 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 05:59 pm (UTC)Hour and a half long walk because even though it's in the mid-30's it's sunny and wonderful outside. Is everyone in my neighborhood baking cookies? It sure smelled like it!
Sorry, I don't read in your fandoms :(
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:25 pm (UTC)Ooooh, I want to duplicate your long walk and then make myself some cookies...
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Date: 2012-12-12 07:01 pm (UTC)Mexican Wedding Cakes in the oven!
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Date: 2012-12-12 07:28 pm (UTC)In case I don't, save me a piece. :D
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:15 pm (UTC)And sorry to say, I don't read in your fandoms either so I have nothing to rec you.
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:27 pm (UTC)OMG, desperate wall sex... There was one in PoTC with that (Sparrington) and I'm biting my fist just REMEMBERING that one. *fans self*
I'm okay without recs, I just love talking fanfic and people's likes/dislikes!
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:41 pm (UTC)Mmmmm, Sparrington is damn hot, and I can just imagine how sizzling desperate wall sex would be between them. *fans self*
It's cool isn't it? All the stuff that make us drop everything else and just devour words! <3
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:52 pm (UTC)it used to be on the prospect place archive... i might have to hunt it down
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 06:16 pm (UTC)were you reading Alpha Spikes?^^
there is actually a pretty good series by jerakeen (that is nearly finished) called Famous Last Words (https://archiveofourown.org/series/26092) that is going through all possible made them do it scenarios (witches, elves, etc.) while also being as consenting as possible with it
Another heat centered one I really like (which later includes about the only mpreg I ever liked in the TW Fandom, but the heat made them do it part can be read as a stand alone) is The Tried and Tested Series (https://archiveofourown.org/series/24583)
Things that I always like (and I'm also ashamed of them of them, even though I know I shouldn't be...) are bondage, gagging, voice porn, come play (I know), breath play, double penetration, generally rough sex, wall sex, size kink
well written tentacle porn shut up....because of Teen Wolf also knotting I don't know, but it's the only fandom I read that in.Sure fire tropes for me are Outsider POV, someone-finds-out (I don't even care who finds out what, I just love the idea of secrets coming out), related to that truth spells, AWKWARD FAMILY REUNIONS, high school au's, superhero au's, PINING, pretend-boyfriends^^
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:30 pm (UTC)...I really really dislike MPreg unless it's meant as a joke. It's a personal thing. But thank you, anyway!
Let your freak flag fly, bb! You like what you like, and it's OKAY. Ooh, Voyeurism is a good one, too. TRUTH SPELLS OMG. Yes yes yes. When they are all doped up and smiling, "You know, I've had a crush on you for years. In fact, I just had a nice little dream about you last night. We should hook up." And everyone goes silent. HEE!
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Date: 2012-12-12 06:46 pm (UTC)And man I hear you about the mpreg thing, I normally stay far, far away from it, because a lot of the time authors tend to make very....questionable statements about gender/identity and what being pregnant does to your personal characteristics that I can't get behind. (though I'd still say read the first story, there is no mpreg in there, it can totally stand on its own and if you like "in heat" stories, you'll definitely like that one^^)
Awkwardness in general is just so a good thing. And oh man voyeurism, or even being caught. I have such a thing for assumptions turning out wrong, so I will pretty much read any and all fics along the line of "we though X was the more dominant, because haha stereotypes, oops what have we stumbled over here?!"
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Date: 2012-12-12 07:33 pm (UTC)As a woman that has had natural childbirth and is a huge proponent for women to be proud of what is unique about them (not that a woman has to have a baby to be important, I'm just saying the power to do so alone - and to not use that - is awesome.) to give YET ANOTHER THING to men upsets me.
I know I'm like the only person ever to see MPreg that way, but eh.
BEING CAUGHT STRESSES ME OUT, OMG. Oh, I'll still read it, it just brings me to the edge of a panic attack. :D ASSUMPTIONS BEING WRONG!! YES YES YES.
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Date: 2012-12-12 08:19 pm (UTC)So, I just don't see any reason for it to even exist in the first place. I think your explanation is the first one I've ever read where it even gets any reasoning, so I'll guess I'll go with that one.
ASSUMPTIONS BEING WRONG IS THE BESTES OF THE THINGS!! Which is why I'll always love stories where Blaine wears lingery and Derek is really good with kids and Kurt is bamf and Stiles is an excellent baker ;)
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 06:45 pm (UTC)Also I have apparently really gotten into sexuality as an expression of the divine/devotion, i.e. sex as an act of prayer. Oh god, I am so sorry. I'm sorry for EVERYTHING. This is what comes of being in fandoms with a heavy Catholic influence.
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Date: 2012-12-12 07:30 pm (UTC)Ha, I wrote incest fic once (oh my god. They're supernatural beings, if that helps? Angel/Connor) where tears because a type of lube and prayer. Oh! And in my LDS Missionary story I had them use sacred oil s lube, making it all the more special. HAHAHA.
Apologies are not needed, in other words. :D
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Date: 2012-12-12 08:11 pm (UTC)Or being Catholic. Ahem.
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Date: 2012-12-12 08:18 pm (UTC)HOMG YES. Especially if they haven't been together in AGES AND AGES. Which leads me to:
- Reunion sex after years not having seen each other
- Father/son dynamic, and/or daddy!kink (hello, who am I)
- Talking dirty during sex, especially if the voice is Spike's
- Dom/sub role-switching
- MIRRORING! Realizing that underneath all their differences they are somehow EXACTLY THE SAME.
- Relating through sex because they suck at communication. In other words, pretty much every m/m pairing ever. :D
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Date: 2012-12-12 08:55 pm (UTC)Communication through sex is the BEST OMG. Give me the tangled, complicated feelings through boning, YES.
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Date: 2012-12-12 08:57 pm (UTC)*ahem*
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Date: 2012-12-12 09:14 pm (UTC)But...thanks to Teen Wolf, I have discovered a few new kinks...these being: Mates (I'm still a sucker for romance though, Heat fic, and knotting (omg! this is the hottest thing sometimes)
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:59 pm (UTC)Yeah.
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Date: 2012-12-12 09:37 pm (UTC)-Banter, a lot of the fadoms/pairings I read include lots of banter and snark.
-Aliens made them do it, with bonus points for what 'it' is (I wrote one once where aliens made the characters do the hokey pokey)
-H/C
-and I'm a sucker for waking up married fics. Especially if the characters decide to stay married and work through their feelings.
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Date: 2012-12-12 11:00 pm (UTC)OOOH. AND AMNESIA FICS.
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Date: 2012-12-12 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-12 10:58 pm (UTC)CHRIST.
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Date: 2012-12-13 12:42 am (UTC)And puppyplay, I really love puppyplay.
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Date: 2012-12-13 12:57 am (UTC)I haven't been at this fandom thing long, so I've yet to fully explore my kinks and tropes, but there are a few:
-Hidden or forbidden relationships. Sneaking around. Staying quiet. Desperate, stolen kisses and furtive groping and omg we have to stop because someone's coming and...Gah.
-Post adventure/fighting evil/random-dangerous-activity sex. Knights and superheros and creatures of the night...
-Dub con. Never thought that'd do it for me, but *shrugs*. Bonus points if it's in any sort of fantasy/sci-fi realm.
And let me give a hell yeah for reunion sex. Especially if it's after years of pining so it combines those must have you now or I will fucking die feels with some first-timey angst and/or awkwardness.
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Date: 2012-12-13 03:14 am (UTC)I'M JUST SAYING. I GOT
Oh, kinks are so fun. I mean, it's awful when they're poorly executed, but sometimes, when they're all there... MAGIC. I'm with you on the Dub/Con on both accounts - hot and disturbing that it is. Eh, it's reading, it's not real life, you know?
REUNION SEX! You might recall that I'm awfully fond of that, too. :D
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Date: 2012-12-13 04:09 am (UTC)And yeah, me be familiar with your aptitude for writing reunion sex *fans self*
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Date: 2012-12-13 06:33 am (UTC)ETA: And add "amnesia" to that list! Man, that one Sterek amnesia fic is freaking amazing. Brb, rereading.
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Date: 2012-12-13 07:52 am (UTC)Well written dirty talk (it's an art)
D/s dynamics especially in het fic, especially when the woman tops
Threesomes
Doppelganger sex (Elena/Katherine; RedK!Clark/Clark)I love this but not many fandoms lend themselves to it.
We have to pretend to be a couple and it leads to sex
Catholic kink (no I don't have any shame)
Mommy or Daddy kink
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Date: 2012-12-17 09:48 pm (UTC)