Karma Laundrette

I love Leslie Knope, in case that wasn't clear. Also, sure, jogging is good for you, but at what cost? LOL. It' you're not watching Parks and Rec, then you are seriously missing out. It's not The Office-lite. At all. (The Office is kinda...meh.)

It's still hunting season, so the Mr. and 2/3 of my chirrens are gone most weekends, #2 is now heavily involved with volunteering in the community (which is lovely) so she's gone this weekend, which leaves me and Sally Derg. Wait. Even Sally Derg is going away - to the deer lease. Hmm, I shall use this as a chance to dance naked and plot my eventual take over of the world catch up on laundry, reading, and writing.

Also, remind me to not post introspective/navel gazing shit on my LJ anymore, would ya? Apparently it's really gross and irritating to a lot of people. =/ Then I feel like I'm walking around with the internet equivalent of TP on my shoe. I am the girl that WANTS YOU TO POINT OUT WHEN I HAVE SPINACH IN MY TEETH. Please. :)

The Weekly Wrap Up on HDJM: (Supernatural comes in the AM, btw.)
American Horror Story (Piggy Piggy)
X-Factor - Top 11 + The Results Vampire Diaries - Homecoming
Top Chef - Final 16
Ringer - Maybe We Should..
Glee - The First Time
RHoBH - Your Face Or Mine?
Hoarders - Judy, Jerry
Boardwalk Empire - Peg of Old
Walking Dead - Cherokee Rose
Supernatural - Mentalists

OH HAI. Sam, of "Captain America, The Eagle, and Thor" recapping fame will be doing THE IMMORTALS, So you know you'll have something else hilarious to read by Monday. (And then. THEN. Breaking Dawn. I need closure, you guys. Also, a lot of laughing. NEED.)

AND DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP SOME COOL MERCH. (Zoom in to see the great details on each design)

"Lead Paint: Delicious, But Deadly" and "Dig Your Own Grave And Save!" So, I got an audition call for later today for an industry film, and I'm very excited to become a Troy McClure, if you will. And you will. Which means that I'm thinking of all the hilarious Troy McClure moments on the Simpsons, and that makes me happy.

Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
Jimmy: Mr. McClure?
Troy: Oh! Hello Bobby.
Jimmy: Jimmy. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach.
Troy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down Jimmy. You just asked a mouthful. It all starts here, in the high density feed lot. Then, when the cattle are just right [swipes his finger along the top of a cow and licks it] Yum...it's time for them to graduate from Bovine University.
A klaxon blares out a siren and the cattle begin moving up a conveyor belt into the meat packing plant.
Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Jimmy: Ohhh!
Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Good times, good times. "I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?" "No, just ignorant! You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain." <-- if anyone has a clip of that moment with all the random animals eating each other, that needs to be an icon. I'm just saying.

I smirked through most of Palin's speech last night. Wow, if you believed everything she said, she's a real hero of the American People! Except for how she actually did the opposite of a lot of what she said, like taking the LARGEST CHUNK OF FEDERAL MONEY for her state in its HISTORY. Yeah, the "liberals" are really into raising taxes and spending. I believe that's some fib on your upper lip, ma'am. This drum beating all the GOP is doing about "getting the big spending liberals out of Washington" is CRACKING ME UP, esp. from Mitt "Your Money is MY Money!" Romney. Um, the Dems haven't spent any money because the GOP spent it all. And then some!

[eta] hahah, I just read a comment that claims that all Palin cares about is zygotes and invisible friends. That's a good one.

Whoooo. Okay, that'll just get me in a bad mood for the day, and I need to be perky and "polished" in a few hours. Twinklecrest will have to wait until tomorrow.

"Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll!" Hahahaha. I <3 Troy.