1. I'm sad at how few people got the geek code yesterday, but grateful for those that did. And we shouldn't feel shame. We're awesome. hahahaha. Here's the answer )

2. I'm trying to write up a query letter for an agency today, an agency suggested by my film agent, who told me to "tell them I sent you." I'm trying to work that in and not sound like a jackass. It's harder than it seems.

3. It's going to be 80 degrees today and I am going to sit outside in my garden and read more of Y: The Last Man Standing, which is freaking fun and page-turning. (For those that asked, it's available now in graphic novel form with 5 issues/chapters per book, 60 issues/chapters in all.)

4. There are big changes afoot, I can just feel it. I'm kind of giddy with anticipation, it must be said. :)
If this isn't funny to you, you might not enjoy hanging out here. I'm just saying. I have been laughing all morning at this, most especially at the "bonus gift with purchase if you act now." Oh my god, so funny. "Guys, we're gonna damage the nation's meat bananas one coc% shot at a time." This isn't work safe, unless you work at a totally cool place where you can say cuss words. (C word for dudes, F word at the end)



And in cleaner ha has, this picture never fails to crack me up. Mostly because I hear the cat singing "One! Singular sensation, every single step she takes..."

I'm filming a commercial tonight for a local dentoost en EspaƱol, which continues to crack me up. I mean, I'm in TEXAS. And they picked me? (Hint: I'm not Hispanic.) Alrighty! *cashes check* (I'm going to try and convince them to let me say it as Christopher Walken. Why won't anyone let me do my impressions? Hahahaha.)

[ETA!!!] NERD ALERT: check out these AWESOME free papercraft downloads to make your own ships! From the Borg Cube to Star Wars Sandcrawlers! DUDE.
Movies are failing my LIFE lately. So.... Han Solo was a FURRY?? George Lucas, why do you hurt me so?! WHY? I must say, the comments are pretty lulzy:

"His Wife? A Wookiee."
"Wookiee Nookie" (I did it all for the Wookiee [what?] The Wookiee [what?] So you can take that cookie and stick it up your [ass!]...)"

Questions this inevitably raises: is CHEWIE the wife? How did Chewie feel about Leia, then? Were there three-ways off screen? Why do I have to go here, George? Why must you constantly ruin my childhood?! Han Solo, HE SHOT FIRST. Into a Wookiee. (Tension breaker, had to be done.)

Now, though, I'm wanting to re-read the Horse-wife wank and head desk all over again... Another comment of haha but sorrow: "We now need someone to rape a whale to top this crazy." Oh, please. Christmas is coming soon...

~this post is neither paid for nor endorsed by the "Change the meaning of Humpback in Humpback Whale" Constituency

The Internet ruined me, y'all. When you're mentally correcting people's spelling of Wookiee (two ee's, please) you have no hope for ever being considered cool. *loses the game of life* Wait, wait, people nerdier than me. Okay, I'm not at the bottom of the Geek Flow Chart, whew!
I'm seriously geeking out over the Large Hadron Collider and immediately thought of Andrew's reaction to it. And came up with this nerd-reference-filled fic. I don't watch Stargate Atlantis or SG1, but I do know the original movie and how to use the SG Wiki. ;)

[ETA] I forgot to point out where my fantastic 70's Exploitation-style icon came from. Check out the whole series (made by my sister) here.


Title: Andrew Wells and the Large Hadron Collider
Author: Stoney, derp
Fandom: BtVS, SGA, every sci-fi show ever. :D
Rating: General (no cussin, killin, or cuttin up)
Summary: Andrew has the honor of starting up the LHC and detailing how the science behind it came to humans. Heeeeee.
Notes: Particle physics are purposely misunderstood by Andrew, not that many of you will care. *g* There's an obscure reference to an old holiday carol I re-wrote for Buffy fen, and I'm a dork. Sue me. Or rather, don't, because I make no money from this. I only make paper boats from this.

Sixty nations contributed to scientific advance. And one demon demension and the Atlantians, too. )
Okay, THE OFFICE?!?!? Best. Episode. Yet. cut for SPOILERS and squeeing )

30 Rock )

Enough of the spoilers. I decided to watch the original Star Wars trilogy yesterday while getting things done (ooh, new leaf green scarf in a basket weave pattern, pretty!) and with all the Luke/Leia talk yesterday in my post, I got to thinking about all of the fanfic in SW I've read. And how I'm surprised there's not MORE bad!crack!fic in that fandom. So I've compiled a list of crack!fic I've not seen yet in that fandom, based on dialogue from the movie. Hahaha. I'm going in. Cover me Porkins. )

HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!! And Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish pals - Let There Be Light!

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