I promise that I'm not going to constantly talk sports in my LJ. But I do have to say this: I've been a Cowboys fan since I was a kid. If you have issues with America's Team, take it elsewhere. I'm Texan before I'm a lady, is what I'm saying. :D (Super Bowl, baby!! How good were those rookies? Felix Jones! That kid... Awesome.) And UT and U of Utah have a good year coming up, and if my alma matter (Univ. of Utah) doesn't kick the ever loving shit out of BYU this year, I may boycott the color red.

OH!!! OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT. So, #1, Blood on the Highway is up for 6 B Movie Awards, including one for Nick Brendon, Best Supporting Actor, which is cool, but also: we are in Fear Fest with the casts from Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Monster Squad for a panel/convention. And we will be on the panel, too, which is freaking crazy and awesome. [livejournal.com profile] moosesal GUESS WHO DECIDED TO BE AT THE NEXT FearFest and not THIS one?

COREY FELDMAN and the entire cast of the original Lost Boys. *Cries!!!!* Dude, that would have been crack heaven. Corey freaking Feldman, co-panelist with me. I would have asked him about his love relationship with Haim to see if it was anything like my fic. No, I wouldn't, because that is bad behavior. But I would have been thinking it.

Last, uh... did anyone like True Blood on HBO last night? Because I was scratching my head a lot. Why does the "hot vampire" have to be so freaking unattractive? He looks like he needs a nap, a facial, and a bath. Just me? I don't know what's happened to Anna Paquin, but she had dead eyes for most of that episode. *hums "Going through the motions......"*

oh my god the season finale to Metalocalypse, nooooooooo!
Aww, Marcel Marceau died. A legion of men in black and white striped shirts are miming tears. Also: METALOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN. For those of you not in the know, it is only the greatest cartoon about the greatest fake metal band in history. It's ridiculously violent, the music is awesome, and it's HILARIOUS. You can catch up on episodes at AdultSwim.com. Doodley Ding Dong Tick Tock. \m/ -- _ -- \m/

I have learned that Box.net has a firefox add-on so you can manage your account from your browser. COOL. (It took me a second to realize that I could click on "Flickr" on the manage screen to get to Box.net. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.) I've got a massive To Do list today including a trip to the DMV, I'm behind on some comments, reading, etc. As penance, I bring you happy making music for a Monday: film music from 60s Italian erotic movies!



Have a great day! (And happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] wolfling!)
Title: Appetite For Destruction
Author: Stoney
Rating: NC-17 (grownups)
Fandom: Metalocalypse and for those about to rock *salutes you*
Summary: What happened to that red headed kid from Wisconsin to turn him into the most brutal drummer the world had ever seen? Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll, but not in that order.
A/N: Warnings: HEAVY DRUG USE. Some non-con hand jobs. Rock. Drummer fangirling. Loads and loads of violence. Rentboy behaviors. You know, it's metal. Written for [livejournal.com profile] soundingsea's birthday, and beta'd with brutality by [livejournal.com profile] brandil who knows all sorts of fun and dirty stuff. I'm all for concrit and feedback, yo.

Appetite For Destruction ) crossposted to SF and Hatredy
Oh, good lord, here goes. More crack. It helps A LOT if you've seen the show, or you're going to think I can't spell. Check it out here. It's post or go home time.

Title: Juggernaut of Deth
Author: Stoney
Fandom: Metalocalypse (lml -_- lml)
Rating/Pairing: Hard R to NC-17, Toki Wartooth/Skwisgaar Skwigelf (All main characters make an appearance.)
Summary: Scandinavians do it better. And with thicker accents. Also: music geekery, but only a bit. Takes place during Episode 1x20 after the concert and beyond.
Disclaimer: I make no money from anything. Which totally and completely sucks. But I do smoke crack and like to share. And by smoke, I mean write.

crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] sausagefestival

cleek for feek )
Hee. #1, it's important to say that I am so upset with myself for not getting into Rome sooner. ASLKJDLSDHGDFK. Octavian. OH. MY. GOD. I'm only up to 1x9, so no spoilers beyond that! I can't believe I didn't recognize Niobi from Karma Sutra. That woman may be the most gorgeous woman on earth. I've got my fingers crossed she'll be a concubine of Cleopatra because then I can die a happy person. GOOD HELL. That show is... there are no words to describe the awesome. NO SPOILERS, PLEASE!!! ...but feel free to leave me recs, if you got 'em.

#2, NBC Comedy Night! The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock )

Okay, no more spoilers from this point on. But I do need to express my love for chilled monkey brains )To sum up, ding dong doodily doodily doo. Have a terrific weekend!
In a world with horse screwers and Mrs. Berlin Wall, I find it interesting that I'm the only person writing Squidbillies/Harry Potter fanfic. Just when you think you've hit the bottom of the crazy barrel, you find that there's a whole 'nother layer of crazy down there. (MARRIED. To the Berlin Wall. Married? MARRIED! Jeez. <-- Sixteen Candles shout out!)

Things I'm glad about:

  • The minimum wage increase, which helps the worker (even though it screws over the small businessman) <-- lets get some tax reform in there to alleviate the burden on the shrinking middle class, 'kay?
  • FNL last night - Oh, Matt. My secret TV boyfriend. His relationship with Julie makes my chest hurt with love. That RIGHT THERE is how kids really are. It's not perfect, they don't say what they should, and everything's in their eyes when they look at each other. I still want to be Connie Taylor when I grow up.
  • I'm finally catching up on Rome. DUDE. That's a TERRIFIC show. Best TV quote in the history of talking: "Large Penis is always welcome." Ahaha.
  • My dog. My dog snorgling the cats.
  • Random fic recs like this: a Barty Crouch/Crouch Jr. drabble here. Ooooh. That one's nice and dark. And a random Skwisgaar/Toki fic that doesn't make me want to spork my eyes, yay! (why am I getting into a fandom with HS-aged kids? *crie*
  • had a whole night of no choking/coughing, yay! I haaaaaate being sick. Except it affords me time on the computer, and I'm slowly catching up on fic/etc.
  • tonight is the BEST NIGHT FOR COMEDY on TV. The Office! 30 Rock! SCRUBS! Woooot.



I've been feeling very disconnected from things - people, fandom, anything creative/intelligent - and I've decided to take the bull by the horns and just wade in and fix it. Starting with some crack. I hope to have actual fic (of the non-crack variety) written today. (And *cough* if those of you who got a fic from me three weeks ago could you know... SAY SOMETHING about it, that would be super. :D No pressure! I'm just imagining it sucks. This is the boarding school fic. Jess, not you. I know you've been busy.)

I've got more character playlists/music files for uploading under the cut. Feel free to share links. Spike/Angel, Spike/Xander, Wesley )

And won't someone think of the children come do all of my laundry and scoop the cat boxes for me? All I want to do is lay on my back on the tile of my kitchen and have someone feed me hot soup.
Still. Can't. Stop. The wank is too good. BUT MY BRAIN NEEDS A CLEANSING. So. I wonder if anyone out there is also having problems with YSI lately? Like... I can't even get the page to load. I'm trying to upload all of my character playlists for the fandom at large again, and it's STOPPING ME. I'll make a masterlist when I get them all up - I've replaced some files, etc., to address the "My player won't play this song, boo" comments I've gotten in the past.

I'm looking at diving in to a new fandom and the fic, she buuuuuuuurns! ) And I feel very strongly about getting more people into this show, so here's episode 2, where they write a heavy metal album for fish. Because fish don't have any metal. Episode 2 - Dethwater, Episode 15 - Religionklokwhere Murderface looks beyond himself. The whole Church of Satan bit is so damn funny. And the season finale Episode 20 - The Metalocalypse Has Begun, which may have the best concert every realized and put into animation. :D Haha, my husband and I say every time we watch it that we would TOTALLY sign a pain waver to attend that concert. both are 100 MB on MegaUp because YSI is wonky.

Has anyone had this problem before? Like, you love something enough to write fic, then you realize you're floating alone in a sea of crap? I'm looking at you Neville Longbottom/Professor McGonagal shippers out there. Hahaha.
#1, Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] lostakasha! You are a sweetheart, have a FANTASTIC sense of humor, and I wish I had spent more time chatting with you at WC. I hope you're having a great day.
#2, I do NOT want to talk about the Cowboys. If I see anyone bashing my team, I'm ignoring you. That friggin' HURT to watch. Parcells will be gone by the 6 o'clock sports wrap-up tonight, you watch and see. GAH.
#3, say someone (oh, not me, I'm an angel) wanted to turn a mess of .avi files into DVDs to watch on a proper DVD player. What program is the best for that, and where can it be dl'd on the down low? UH, THIS IS FOR A RESEARCH PAPER. Riiiiiiight.
#4, seriously? No Metalocalypse fandoms out there yet? Seriously?!? Oh, wait, [livejournal.com profile] sausagefestival! Haha. Um... the fanfic isn't that good, though, bah. Oooh! There's an RP for adult swim called [livejournal.com profile] omg_adultswim!
Seriously. I want you all to love Metalocalypse. And not so you'll read my upcoming fanfic, because that would be sad and pathetic. Ahem. Here's an introduction, ep 1 "The Curse of Dethklok" and ep 10 "Fat Kid at the Detharmonic" which has had my husband and I calling each other a "Fatty Ding Dongs" anytime we've gone to eat crap. It's funny when it's in a Swedish accent, as is EVERYTHING. Troost me, thees show is nots dildos. *totally laughs alone* THEY SUMMON DEMONS. Accidentally! And make an island for wayward kitties! Hahaha. Their hard core theme song has "doodle dee do dong tick tock" in it! Bwah.

And because I think I've been dealing with stress in a ... Martha-esque way (read: my house is SPOT. LESS.) I've made a poll to see if I have a condition that I may need to be medicated for. *crosses fingers!*

zomg, take my poll! ) And I'll just let you guess what my answers are. (omg, I think I'm neurotic. But... It's my HOME, people!)
Here's that year in fic thingy but a) it's good for me to see what I've done and b) it's only things I really liked and c) it's under a cut text. )

And now for something completely different, because I have had three days of Metal, and I'm loving it. Anyone out there watching/watched Metalocalypse? It's possibly the best animated show about a fictitious heavy metal band (Dethklok) that is also the 12 largest economy in the world. Because it's the only one. GOOD LORD I love this funny funny show. My husband got the first season as an X-mas present from me, so we've been rewatching the series. And I may or may not be writing Skwisgaard Skwisgelf/Toki Wartooth fic. I am BELLY LAUGHING as I type that. My favorite is Skwisgaard, the Fastest Fingers in Metal. His catch phrase is how everything is dildos. Ahahahahaha. If anyone needs help getting episodes, lemme know. I'll totally hook you up. 20 episodes, EVERY ONE A GEM. Even if you aren't a fan of metal, YOU WILL BE AFTER WATCHING. Heeee! (say the following in a Swedish accent) "All the others panties waste musics is dildos. Pfft." Gah, SO. FUNNY. (And the music is AWESOME. No, really. It's all the big names in music and they are SO GOOD, and funny. Like the song Mermaid-er. About Mermaid Murder. Because it's BRUTAL. [/metal voice])

lml ^_^ lml


And today the In-Laws are coming over to eat steak and black eyed peas (for luck in the new year, for those not familiar with the custom) and I'm keeping my ballcap on. I am not interested in getting gussied - it's all about chilling out at my end. *stretches legs* HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

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