Karma Laundrette

With massive apologies to L.M. Montgomery. And those who love her.

It seems I forgot the birthday of one of the most important people in my life (no lie) by the name of germaine_pet. For that, she gets a heart-warming story of a little red-headed girl named Vinnie, and the local boy that wants to be a doctor and have her/him for a wife, James.

( Vinnie of Green Gables, a tale of orphans and love and slates broken over heads )

Author: Stoney321 and Chuck Norris, who is my Co-Pilot - when he allows me to pilot at all.
Title: Chuck Norris vs. Spike
Fandom: Chuck Norris (I'd say BtvS, but Chuck Norris is Everything)
POV: Spike. No one gets into Chuck Norris' head, but Chuck Norris.
Rating/Pairing: NC-Human - can anyone stomach this much pain and bloodshed? Aside from Chuck Norris? Pairing is Chuck Norris and whoever the hell he wants it to be.
Summary: Fighting. Quips. Facts. Roundhouse kicks. All you need to know is Chuck Norris.
A/N: Chuck Norris is currently holding me hostage. May he have mercy on my soul. Also: time frame is AtS, S5, post "Damage." In the Year of Our Norris, 66. Chuck Norris doesn't accept "A.D." It's "C.N." And any missing letters or commas are there because they were scared of Chuck Norris and left the story.

( Chuck Norris Vs. Spike )

Today is the one year anniversary of Wee!Spike. Why do I know this? Why so I even care? Because it was inspired by my loving, very Mormon family and several hours of perfectly chaste dinner conversation. That's how broken inside I am, y'all. And? Had them all over for dinner yesterday. I'll go into THAT another time. But let's just say that I felt the need to freak out in fic again.

Now, I like to think I started the whole metamorphisis into unrecognizable characters, ie: 5 inch Spike who cries and sings the Ramones. Or an Angel who turns into Scarlett O'Hara. But then, I also like to think I have no fat on my ass, that I have a lovely singing voice, and on really bad days, that I invented the wheel. And today I feel the need to do it yet again. So: if you get offended by poking fun at fandom at large, GO AWAY. Won't hurt my feelings. But this might hurt yours. And now I give you:

SEAHORSES IN LOVE - A SPANDER TALE

And you should all endure my banner because it is the LYNCHPIN in my fic, OMG. Are we still doing banners? I don't know this stuff anymore.



( click for true love )

In light of recent revelations on the Angel Season 5 DVD that (duh!) there is history between Angel and Spike of a sexual nature (from Joss himself)... I give you: Spike, Buffy and Angel if they were Native American Indians. So no one calls out the PC Police, my heritage is Choctaw Indian (my grandmother is 1/2), so don't get pissy.

( Princess Ninety-Nine Wampum - She always under a Buck )

On a DVD note... Anyone else notice on the cover of the DVDs where Spike is holding the cross (Ep. - Destiny) and you can tell it's inflatable, or made of squishy material? You can see he's holding it with his right hand too hard. Ha ha! Prop gaff.

It finally happened, but it's because it's crazydiamondsue's request. I had to make a 2CD compilation. She wanted Spander. I made this with her fic in mind. Keep in mind (those of you who are die-hard Spander shippers) that this is MY interpretation of what I see in that 'ship. It's filled with the funny, angst, the snark, the hot, but ultimately I think it's a doomed ship. Doesn't mean I don't like reading fluffy, this project is just my current frame of mind. Enjoy!

Previous Playlists can be found here

( SPANDER PLAYLIST )
dusty273 you are up next! Thanks for sending me your mailing address. ropo, in case you're out of pocket this weekend, email me your snail mail addy so I can shoot yours out first thing. I'm doing two at a time now.