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I'm filming the DVD commentary this weekend with the rest of the cast and they're shooting some extras that will be hilarious, so the US DVD release will have all sorts of bonus materials. (Including a 2 minute gaffe on my part where I just make sex noises while they wait for me to say my line. LOL.)

I'm off to another audition today (man, I'm busy - THANK YOU, LINDA and JESSE) for another kid product. Same casting agency. I guess they like my rapport with kids? Little do they know I have a side paneled van and a basket of kittens... Let's all go to Pleasure Island! Then it's off to the salt mines, whee!

Lastly, we've had stady 30mph winds. They've returned to torture me. I'm tempted to plant my own damn wind break in front of my house, HOA be damned. How can I sit and enjoy my garden when the wind is filled with douchebaggery??

Lastlylastly, (*g*) my MiL is coming over on Easter Sunday. We've not seen her in a few months due to her cancer/chemo. Let's hope she'll be lovely and not passive-aggressive, because I really don't want to have to be sharp with a sick woman. BUT I WILL BE, IF I HAVE TO. Maybe I can ply her with sweets and send her to Pleasure Island with the little children

Lastlylastlyforthelasttimenoreally, I finally signed up on Twitter, but only so I can follow Mike Cudlitz, Will Wheaton, Simon Pegg and Joel McHale. DO NOT JUDGE ME. If you want to add me, or whatever, I'm StoneyboBoney because I'm super clever with the names.

[ETA] And y'all know I have ADHD, yes? Come on, it's a miracle I get dressed every day. Here's a report from Comicpalooza about BotH and the sf movie I (briefly) appear in, and one of my filthy lines from BotH got a shout out as the reviewer's favorite. AHAHAHAHA.

first off, it's important that you know I am typing with my knuckles. Like an APE. I have talons on my fingers right now for the movie (fake acrylic nails over 2 inches in length), and I had to get help pulling my pants up and buttoning them. *facepalm* It's elastic waisted running shorts for me until the shoot is over. I like playing with my hair, but everything else is incredibly difficult. Thank goodness there's a spell check on Semagic. But let's face it: you want to see a pic of Nicholas Brendon, not hear about me. *g*

( SUCH a nice guy!! WARNING: huge pic )

OH OH!! I forgot: he's a big fan of Will Ferrell and we each did our "Harry Carray" impressions. MY WORLDS COLLIDED, PEOPLE. Okay, my knuckles ache. Jesus, how am I going to survive with these things on???

*drags everyone over the finish line*
*except YOU. And you know why*

HA! I love finding things that support my position. Like the Chinese Love Basket. NO! Like (  Great Literary Taunts.  )

I love Mark Twain. LOVE him. And Oscar Wilde is so wonderfully catty.... (Damn you Stephen Fry for being uncomfortable as him!! That movie should have WORKED!) As I told germaine_pet last night, EVEN JESUS MOCKS GALLAGHER.

And as I am impatient, and I'll be opening up comments for concrit, etc., I'll go ahead and post my second request from yesterday's call to write.

Ficlet, Prompt: Xander, Connor, milkshake, french fries, King Ralph, hand jobs
For: entrenous88, who took the prompt and went another way, H E R E.
Rating: Cert. 15 for adultish language, but no nekkidness. Mostly innuendo.
Feeling: Funny, yet wistful. (Warning: Takes place post-NFA/S5)
Weather: Raining, with skies clearing in the late afternoon

( Memories...  )

If you are uncomfortable with dissecting problems in LJ comments, you can certainly email me at stoney321 @ livejournal . com, no spaces.

Okay, so there was Wee!Spike yesterday, janedavitt had a funny Clan of the Cave Bear ficlet she posted, and now my brain is broken. So, I'm totally happy right now. :-D

Let's re-visit my old series, "Princess Ninety-Nine Wampum (She Always Under a Buck)" with a new Spander-centric chapter: The Tale of Moon Hair and Beaver.

For those who may not know, this is based on the idea that Spike/Angel/Buffy are Native American Indians. My family's heritage is Choctaw, so don't call the PC police on me, mm'kay? This is HUMOROUS. Or, rather, it's supposed to be. Previous bits are linked under the cut. This is rated: Baptist Offensive, but Unitarian Approved. (I'm trying out a new ratings system.)

( The Tale Of Moon Hair and Beaver )

It finally happened, but it's because it's crazydiamondsue's request. I had to make a 2CD compilation. She wanted Spander. I made this with her fic in mind. Keep in mind (those of you who are die-hard Spander shippers) that this is MY interpretation of what I see in that 'ship. It's filled with the funny, angst, the snark, the hot, but ultimately I think it's a doomed ship. Doesn't mean I don't like reading fluffy, this project is just my current frame of mind. Enjoy!

Previous Playlists can be found here

( SPANDER PLAYLIST )
dusty273 you are up next! Thanks for sending me your mailing address. ropo, in case you're out of pocket this weekend, email me your snail mail addy so I can shoot yours out first thing. I'm doing two at a time now.