Karma Laundrette

• Twilight's Breaking Dawn Recap (and I'm disappointed that I only have a handful of "wow, you're pathetic for not liking this" comments. Oh, the Twidiots will come, eventually. I've got my fingers crossed. [And the LDS Sparkledammerung had its 7 Millionth Hit this weekend. O_O
• The Walking Dead - and boy, there were a few things last night I didn't see coming. Kristi's got you covered, expect some good discussion in comments this week.
• Supernatural - Vanessa takes on what I'm guessing was a controversial episode? IDK, SPN fen, it seems like they all are. :D
• Sam's recap of American Horror Story - I think the general consensus on this show is that it's been a slow - but awesome - build. I plan on mainlining it this week.

• robotsfighting I linked her amazing Santana struggling in the closet story last week, and here's another one: A Way Of Repeating Itself. Blaine jumps down Finn's throat after 3.06. Deals with outing struggles.
• likethdirection (someone I'm not familiar with but will be watching now) wrote a very sweet story about Kurt helping Rory clean up after the dodgeball incident. This will make you love Kurt Hummel even more. Sometimes I Take The Long Way Home.
• illyriaz_shell - another new to me writer - wrote a PAINFUL (but so good) story about the year after Kurt leaves. And sees Blaine. JUST KNOW: it's sad. But good. Till The World Ends.
• Happy-making fic (and porny and lovely) is cimmerians While We Two Keep Together. Bullet-proof kink, here, young loves playing house. And it's NC-17, so know that. <3 And really, you're not going to go wrong with clicking on anything she writes.
• & pretty much everything flaming_muse writes. One, she's outstanding with character and stories that are based on emotions. Two, she's prolific. Three, she's really one of the best writers in the fandom, and her Kurt and Blaine are my Kurt and Blaine. And they happen to be the show's Kurt and Blaine, so that works out, right? :)

• Was told that I was someone's favorite trailer slut. \o/ (and someone mentioned me specifically in a review on imdb, and I got a little choked up, ngl.)
• Another movie I was in won AFI's audience pick and has this great article in VARIETY, so that's pretty boss
• the Mr. cured and smoked a ham (that he got with his own hands) and we ate it last night and I almost made love to that joint of meat, oh my goodness.
• I realized that - not counting recaps for HDJM or edits to Oh My Heck, I've written 62,000 words this November. That's right, in two weeks. Tack on the recaps and we're looking at 75K+. My hands are so buff, you guys.

In the surgery, Paul is all business telling some yahoo to shut up with the whistling. Then he accidentally squirts fat on someone. Everyone comments on how the anesthesiologist looks like Mark Walhberg, so Paul calls up Markie Mark, because they’re BFF, and says this guy is claiming he’s better looking and can kick Mark Walhberg’s ass.

Markie Mark shows up and pins the anesthesiologist to the floor, punching him in the head, rapping, “Feel the vibration! Come on, come on, feel it, feel it!" The guy throws his hands up and begs off. Markie spits in his face and says, “I created Entourage, bitch!”

Paul asks for a scalpel and continues with the procedure.

Taylor was going to have a “game night” with the gals, but she's just so stressed and her Life Voice Coach feels that she needs to focus on being centered with the Now, and games would symbolize Untruthfulness to her Inner Be and Peace Center.

So she foists the job onto Dana, who is more than happy to take it on, because she's, like, a professional party planner? Even though she's super busy right now, she'll totally do this and make it awesome. She's like, gonna make people play dominoes with actual bars of platinum filled with real ebony, and they'll be something like a trillion million dollars each, so... [hair flip]